Undressing These Guys With Your Eyes

By ‘your eyes’ I really meant my eyes and by ‘these guys’ I’m referring to USA Network’s Mark Feuerstein (which is the only furry hopeful in this trio of hotness), Jeffrey Donovan and THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE WORLD (and nearby planets) Matt Bomer on the cover of TV Guide Magazine. You know what, one day I’d really love to see this piece of male perfection looking fat and ugly with flies hovering around his head, and I would totally feed on that image. TV Guide has managed to gather three of the hottest guys on the small screen but a crucial mistake has been made — they failed to get their shirts off. So wrong! If you fell short of imagination, here are some helpful visuals to assist the undressing process — Mark Feuerstein in “Royal Pains” and “Sex and the City“, Matt Bomer in “White Collar” and “Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning” and finally Jeffrey Donovan in “Burn Notice“. Watch the behind the scenes clip after the jump, featuring the key question that should be asked at EVERY interview in Hollywood — “So shirtless scenes?”

  • XPT

    I used to think about Mark Feuerstein as very hot, but now he seems to have too much work done on his face. And he’s only 39.

  • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

    @XPT I couldn’t agree more. Looks like he has succumbed to the Hollywood craze of staying wrinkle free. Now if Matt Bomer had done something like that I think it’s safe to say that we’re all going to kill ourselves.

  • BenLA

    Matt Bomer – the total package – natural beauty, inteligent, masculine, sensitive, talent, lives life on his own terms, and above all, he always has class. Other actors should take a page from his script.

  • DoverDavid

    Too skinny and a bit too pretty.

  • http://blog.ctnews.com/meyers joesview

    I’ve been crazy about Feuerstein since I saw him in ‘The Muse’ 100 years ago. He was good in ‘In Her Shoes’ too. Glad to see he’s got a steady gig now.

    • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

      @joesview Oh yes I remember “The Muse” alright. Can’t remember if there was any skin scene though.

  • Skip

    The beautiful Bomer – cannot get enough of this guy who has redefined HAWT – thanks for the post!

  • KarmaLysing

    “Pillow fight”. “Sleepover”. “**Visualizing**… I’ll be in my bunk…

  • Brendan

    Let’s hope the sleepover didn’t involve any pajamas… *giggle* oh jeez, my imagination gets too wild.

  • Skil

    Simply Bomerific!

  • Anthony

    Why is there no love for Jeffrey Donovan?? I reckon he’s the sexiest! :)

  • Prez

    Bomer has raised the bar. Something very sexy about a stud who can actually speak in complete sentences and acts civilized all while looking like a super model.

  • Mikey M

    Ashame that Bomer came out of the closet and went back in once his career started to take off.

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