Guess This Trimmed Chest

This actor has been a guessing item before, but this time all that lush forestation has clearly gone through massive redevelopment, resulting in a major property crash in my crotch market. This is not the first time it happened, and he has been in a far worse situation than this. That said, I still would clean the sand bits in his abs cracks with my tongue — because a bad boy hotness on this scale can never be denied. Guess before you click!

It’s the return of paparazzi-approved Stephen Dorff shirtlessness! Via Splash, he is seen here at the beach with very little vegetation. A little disappointing but I’ll take what I can get. Click here and here to see the fuzz in its former glory and if you’re brave enough, here to see it in its worst condition. And for the last time YES I’ve seen friggin’ “Shadowboxer” so stop reminding me of that!

Stephen Dorff Shirtless on the Beach

Stephen Dorff Shirtless on the Beach

Stephen Dorff Shirtless on the Beach

Stephen Dorff Shirtless on the Beach

Stephen Dorff Shirtless on the Beach

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  1. DoverDavid on July 6th, 2010 at 5:17 am

    Wonder if he waxes while taking turns throwing the football around.

  2. TwoDiffSocks on July 6th, 2010 at 6:08 am

    take a look at Steven in the first Blade movie…….YUMMY!

  3. Chris in Irvine on July 6th, 2010 at 8:08 am

    He’s totally excused with those abs and the V on the hips…Yummy!

  4. Daknee on July 6th, 2010 at 8:49 am

    Chis I agree with you as far as being excused. I would add he’s also very hansome. He’s a guy who great to look at all around

  5. KarmaLysing on July 6th, 2010 at 8:52 am

    He also has a really sexy voice. I’m just sayin’… He does need to lay off the “electric trimmer on setting three” thing, however.

  6. KMac on July 6th, 2010 at 10:37 am

    I’d be happy to throw balls around with Mr Dorff.

    Is it just me or does “Dorff” sound like rude verb? As in “he can Dorff me any time of the day or night”

    MacDorff

  7. Daniel James Parsons on July 6th, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Nice, but tell me, have you seen Shadowbo… kidding :)

  8. ThatGuy on July 6th, 2010 at 11:47 am

    Trimming is better than shaving off at least. He’s still pretty hot. Cute dog too lol

  9. Boris on July 6th, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    A Dorff shall be hairy or shan’t be all!

  10. Scot on July 7th, 2010 at 12:51 am

    He was really cute in SPACE TRUCKERS. A terrible 1996 low budget sci-fi movie. The scenes where he’s shirtless and shackled were worth the price alone – $4.99 bargan bin. Bet you’re interested now!

    Remember, I did say TERRIBLE. :0)

  11. KarmaLysing on July 7th, 2010 at 1:24 am

    Scot – You bastard. Now I’ll have to put it in my Netflix queue and actually watch it, something I had managed to avoid up to this point.

  12. Paul on July 7th, 2010 at 4:58 am

    LOL. His bulldog is goin’ “Where’s my boy’s fur?” but still has to pant when lookin at him

  13. J.B. on July 7th, 2010 at 6:31 am

    Aww, man! I’ve always upheld Mr. Dorff as one of the true naturals. Well, these pics are quite tasty, so clipping I can live with…but if he ever shaves I’m going postal. There just won’t be any hope left for the world.

  14. Todd Every on July 23rd, 2010 at 6:38 am

    Okay love SD but where can I get that swimsuit! Thats an awesome color!

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