I Thought Werewolves Are Supposed to be Hairy?

If you had cravings for beef while watching “True Blood” last Sunday, you’re not alone. Watching Eric Bana and Josh Holloway’s scruffy lovechild Joe Manganiello with his shirt off truly made me hungry, because that man is the very definition of a beefcake. Inspecting his other body parts, I’m on the suspicion that he is a serial shaver. What’s up with all these smooth werewolves? Call me conventional, but the hairy fairy needs to pay a visit to Lou Pine’s bar and set things right once and for all! Last week’s episode is a perfect example of you can’t have your cake and eat it too. I just wish Beehl (who was drowned in morbid death makeup) can lend some of his chest fur to Alcide. That would have been perfect. Vampires are smooth, werewolves are hairy. Fact.

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Grant Bowler Shirtless

Grant Bowler Shirtless

Stephen Moyer Shirtless

Stephen Moyer Shirtless

  • DoverDavid

    Hairy would be if this show took place 5-10 years ago, now they have to be zip waxed and clone looking to make it to tv.

  • Bill still looks scrumptious

  • Fur

    Even as a staunch advocate for any kind of body hair, I think Joe looks fantastic as he is. Maybe I’m going soft…

  • KarmaLysing

    I will happily volunteer to take him home and train him not to shave.

  • Pickle

    Unf, Joe. Werewolves are hairy, but doesn’t necessarily mean the humans will be, too. Although I’m sure Joe shaved himself or the show’s honchos got him to shave. His body looks fantastic nonetheless.

    Ew, Bill’s face. They make him look so bad on this show. It’s almost mean.

  • David

    He may not be hairy, but that’s okay, he’s friggin gorgeous, there’s no earthly way to deny that. He’ll have me swooning all season.

  • b_894

    The werewolves grow beards, that’s all the hairy they need :[ (so far, I think only the female werewolves did not sport beards)

  • JohnM

    And I thought Alcide was supposed to be Cajun, and not a Yankee with a bad southern accent. Life is full of disappointments 😉

  • rodthehorny

    one more good reason why i love this show so much. yummy!!!

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  • gregg

    The guy who turned into the wolf on stage might just be the sexiest man on the show right now….give him more airtime….more SHIRTLESS airtime!!

  • I wish he was my boyfriend. 😀

  • PeterPiper

    That was such a tease that they did with Grant Bowler on the stage.  Right before you saw him without his pants, it CGed him to a wolf.  They show s a bunch of unattractive wolf guys naked and not him so far.

  • adrianne

    its ok if hes hairless. his body is scrumptious.

  • mucklucky777

    Saw this guy on the 4G Comic Con coverage. Fucking hell. He’s even MORE beautiful in street clothes. My friend and I positively DROOLED.

  • Rhywun

    Alcide’s body is pretty sick – even if he’s shaving you couldn’t possibly deny that.
    But weirdly, when this season started I could swear that Bill, Eric and Sam were all hairier (and bulkier) than ever. I was thinking maybe they all stopped shaving and went to the same gym during the break.

  • Louis

    Grant looking as good as ever. If u really want to see “more” of him, check out the NZ series outrageous fortune.

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  • He has a good body but his face isn’t pretty and he doesn’t have the overall masculinity that that I prefer!

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