I Thought Werewolves Are Supposed to be Hairy?

If you had cravings for beef while watching “True Blood” last Sunday, you’re not alone. Watching Eric Bana and Josh Holloway’s scruffy lovechild Joe Manganiello with his shirt off truly made me hungry, because that man is the very definition of a beefcake. Inspecting his other body parts, I’m on the suspicion that he is a serial shaver. What’s up with all these smooth werewolves? Call me conventional, but the hairy fairy needs to pay a visit to Lou Pine’s bar and set things right once and for all! Last week’s episode is a perfect example of you can’t have your cake and eat it too. I just wish Beehl (who was drowned in morbid death makeup) can lend some of his chest fur to Alcide. That would have been perfect. Vampires are smooth, werewolves are hairy. Fact.

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Joe Manganiello Shirtless

Grant Bowler Shirtless

Grant Bowler Shirtless

Stephen Moyer Shirtless

Stephen Moyer Shirtless

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