Introducing The New Adorkabler Spider-Man

By Square on July 7, 2010 in Actors

Wait a minute… Adorkabler, is that a word? Oh well. I first noticed the total adorkable-ness of this fine piece in “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” and immediately knew he will make it big one day. Andrew has won the role of the new Peter Parker over the likes of Jamie Bell, Aaron Johnson, Logan Lerman and Anton Yelchin and he will be showing plenty of skin in the new Spider-Man reboot film. Okay, noone knows how much shirtlessness will go into it but I demand to have a scene similar to this (one of my first posts EVAH!). It’s mandatory. To warm you up, here are some shirtless grabs of Andrew Garfield from the film Channel 4′s miniseries “Red Riding” by Superherofan, naturally. Those sideburns… Answers on a postcard!

Andrew Garfield Shirtless

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J.D. on July 7th, 2010 at 11:20 am

He’s actually a brilliant actor. <3
DoverDavid on July 7th, 2010 at 11:55 am

Can’t say I know anything about him.
JAF on July 7th, 2010 at 4:13 pm

It’s spelled “Spider-Man”!
Square on July 7th, 2010 at 4:19 pm

@JAF Thanks for that. I stand corrected.
Todd R on July 7th, 2010 at 4:50 pm

He’s a little too skinny in my opinion.
Christopher on July 7th, 2010 at 5:56 pm

Andrew G. is certainly cute and adorkable enough to play SpiderMan.
but will someone please explain to me how can Sony reboot the franchise
since they already did an origin story with the 1st film?
Vaughan on July 7th, 2010 at 9:44 pm

That last picture is horrid…
Daknee on July 8th, 2010 at 8:21 am

In my opinion he’s too skinny and, well, a big head. Not my taste anyway!
WannaBuyADuck on July 8th, 2010 at 8:44 am

I’d have gone with Jamie Bell. Now that’s a hottie.
JAF on July 8th, 2010 at 1:58 pm

Thank YOU, Square. Some people don’t care and just think they ought to spell Spider-Man’s name any way they like.
Phil on July 9th, 2010 at 12:40 am

Well by the time he plays the web swinger-”they’ll” bulk him up…But I like “adorkable”…
Marie Cohn on July 9th, 2010 at 7:03 am

Catch him “Boy A”: he’s superb.
len on July 9th, 2010 at 9:30 am

andrew garfield as spiderman??? you gotta be kiddin’. too scrawny. get nicholas hoult as peter parker
Hirsutesme on July 9th, 2010 at 10:56 am

Tough shoes…and tights… for him to fill. But I remember thinking similar thoughts about Toby Maguire, and did Spidey soooo well.

But I’ll reserve judgment on this young man.

He’s got great hair!!
Aaron on July 9th, 2010 at 6:17 pm

Hoult is skinnier than Garfield by a mile – and hes got really wonky eyebrows and a huge head compared to his body.

Bell would’ve been my second choice – brilliant actor as well.
Mallory on July 12th, 2010 at 4:46 pm

Jamie Bell, whoever said it…is definitely eighty times hotter than this kid. But that being said, usually with these comic book movies a lot of people don’t approve of casting, and by the time you see the movie the actors or actresses seem well-suited to the roles. My verdict is, he will definitely be able to pull of being nerdy, which Peter Parker totally is. Maybe a 5 on the hotness scale of 1 to 10?
Jon on July 14th, 2010 at 7:28 pm

He does resemble Parker more then Maguire did, which was sad, cause I didn’t mind Maguire.
Bob Smith on July 19th, 2010 at 8:24 am

zac efron should be the new spider-man
KMac on July 19th, 2010 at 3:40 pm

Don’t you think it looks like he has Garfield_the_Cat curled up on his Head? Garfield on Garfield LMAO

Mac
Complex on July 21st, 2010 at 10:53 pm

Oh yeah. I would lick him up and down. I just recently discovered him when I rented ‘Boy A’ (good movie) and I was drooling over him. Very sexy body.
JANET on December 16th, 2010 at 4:01 pm

OMG OMG! I was SO horny while watching The Social Network! This man is SEXY SEXY SEXY!!!! I LOVE HIM! Talent and a mysterious personality! OMG! I am SO turned on by him!
Romina on January 22nd, 2011 at 4:50 pm

He’s by far the hottest man in showbiz; smart, talented, cool… wow…
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