Devastating News from Zachary Levi

By Square on August 16, 2010 in Actors

Here’s a piece of devastating news from compulsive shaver Zachary Levi. While he gets my crotch’s stamp of approval for letting it grow on his face, Zach is back on his razor / wax binge and has decided to destroy the lush forest reserve on his chest. Crime against nature! Throw this one into the maximum security cell in the follicle prison at once (also passionately known as my bedroom)! These are from his new clips “Byron Phillips: Found” at Funny or Die capped by Superherofan. I guess Joel David Moore wrote this Byron Phillips character to have a totally hairless chest? Maybe he overemphasized on the ‘shit, shower, SHAVE’ routine? Watch the clip after the jump. I can’t even…

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Byron Phillips: Found Part 1 w/ Zachary Levi from Joel David Moore

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Nich on August 16th, 2010 at 10:51 pm

So dissapointed in Mr. Levi, he had such an amazing thing going there and these pics would have been amazing material for my crotch to mull over if he hadn’t shaved.
WarpedRecord on August 17th, 2010 at 1:28 am

Too bad he’s shaving, but the beard looks hot and I love the chunky chest!
MulletSlayer on August 17th, 2010 at 4:08 am

This was actually filmed sometime last summer so it was done before that Chuck episode with the glasses and the furry chest.
DoverDavid on August 17th, 2010 at 5:17 am

And is a character suposed to be more believable with no hair on his chest, he has disappointed me too.
Todd R on August 17th, 2010 at 5:56 am

Disappointing indeed. Beautiful hairy legs.
KMac on August 17th, 2010 at 3:26 pm

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

Goodbye cruel world, Ah Cannae take it Are there no real men left.
I’m away to guard Ben Cohen’s Chest 24hrs
robertg on August 17th, 2010 at 5:04 pm

@Kmac: how did you do that? I cannae understand. I tried it. Dinnae [my Scottish is lacking] work. As for Mr. Levi, the beard is stunning, gorgeous. And the pits. Otherwise, booooooooooooo!!!!!
robertg on August 17th, 2010 at 5:13 pm

@ToddR: hairy legs? hairy legs? I don’t see no hairy legs. Am I going blind or something? Are you looking somewhere else without telling us, Todd? I want to see the hairy legs, dammit!
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