Devastating News from Zachary Levi

Here’s a piece of devastating news from compulsive shaver Zachary Levi. While he gets my crotch’s stamp of approval for letting it grow on his face, Zach is back on his razor / wax binge and has decided to destroy the lush forest reserve on his chest. Crime against nature! Throw this one into the maximum security cell in the follicle prison at once (also passionately known as my bedroom)!  These are from his new clips “Byron Phillips: Found” at Funny or Die capped by Superherofan. I guess Joel David Moore wrote this Byron Phillips character to have a totally hairless chest? Maybe he overemphasized on the ‘shit, shower, SHAVE’ routine? Watch the clip after the jump. I can’t even…

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Byron Phillips: Found Part 1 w/ Zachary Levi from Joel David Moore

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