Devastating News from Zachary Levi

Here’s a piece of devastating news from compulsive shaver Zachary Levi. While he gets my crotch’s stamp of approval for letting it grow on his face, Zach is back on his razor / wax binge and has decided to destroy the lush forest reserve on his chest. Crime against nature! Throw this one into the maximum security cell in the follicle prison at once (also passionately known as my bedroom)!  These are from his new clips “Byron Phillips: Found” at Funny or Die capped by Superherofan. I guess Joel David Moore wrote this Byron Phillips character to have a totally hairless chest? Maybe he overemphasized on the ‘shit, shower, SHAVE’ routine? Watch the clip after the jump. I can’t even…

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Zachary Levi Shirtless as Byron Phillips

Byron Phillips: Found Part 1 w/ Zachary Levi from Joel David Moore

  • Nich

    So dissapointed in Mr. Levi, he had such an amazing thing going there and these pics would have been amazing material for my crotch to mull over if he hadn’t shaved.

  • WarpedRecord

    Too bad he’s shaving, but the beard looks hot and I love the chunky chest!

  • MulletSlayer

    This was actually filmed sometime last summer so it was done before that Chuck episode with the glasses and the furry chest.

  • DoverDavid

    And is a character suposed to be more believable with no hair on his chest, he has disappointed me too.

  • http://twitter.com/marvelboy74 Todd R

    Disappointing indeed.  Beautiful hairy legs.

  • KMac

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
    Goodbye cruel world, Ah Cannae take it   Are there no real men left.
    I’m away to guard Ben Cohen’s Chest 24hrs
     

  • robertg

    @Kmac:  how did you do that?  I cannae understand.  I tried it.  Dinnae  [my Scottish is lacking] work.  As for Mr. Levi, the beard is stunning, gorgeous.  And the pits.  Otherwise, booooooooooooo!!!!!
     

  • robertg

    @ToddR: hairy legs?  hairy legs?  I don’t see no hairy legs.  Am I going blind or something?  Are you looking somewhere else without telling us, Todd?  I want to see the hairy legs, dammit! :)

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