Guess This Amazing Mustache

I believe it has been quite a while since I posted something totally selfish and self indulgent (a week is a while for me), so I feel like I fucking deserve this. Instead of guessing a hairy chest or a treasure trail, let’s try something different this time. Who do you think is the owner of this out of this world, beautiful, adorable, amazing, crotch shaking, sexy mustache? The clue lies in the first sentence. Need I say more? Guess before you click but hands off please!

It’s none other than MAH HUSBAND OF FOREVER AND ALWAYS Jason Sudeikis! Mah husband knows and well understands the importance of mustache and scruff for my libido, so he’s giving his all in his new film, “Going the Distance“! Oh mah husband you shouldn’t have! Actually you should keep the stache alive because it does a lot of things to the members of my crotch. Okay, you’re doing things to me ANYWAY but that’s besides the point! “Going The Distance” also stars Justin Long and almost equally scruffilicious Charlie Day! Together, they have recently guest hosted WWE Monday Night Raw (thanks to MSJMcL85 for the heads up!) this week. Now excuse me while I go scream into a paper bag because you know this is too much for me to handle!

Watch the trailer here and go here for the official website. “Going The Distance” is scheduled to be released on 3rd September.

Jason Sudeikis in Going The Distance

Jason Sudeikis in Going The Distance

Jason Sudeikis in Going The Distance

Jason Sudeikis in Going The Distance

Jason Sudeikis in Going The Distance

Jason Sudeikis in Going The Distance

Jason Sudeikis in Going The Distance

Jason Sudeikis in Going The Distance

Jason Sudeikis in Going The Distance

Jason Sudeikis in Going The Distance

Jason Sudeikis in Going The Distance

Jason Sudeikis in Going The Distance

  • redcat

    It’s the first time I won the guessing game!

  • Topaz

    He totally rocks that stache. He still needs to go shirtless more, though.

  • DoverDavid

    Hey I got this one right for a change!

  • WarpedRecord

    I think everyone got this one right! It was a little too easy, Square. If only Jason were as easy. Easy to be hard …

  • robertg

    .ooo9 nanoseconds.  WAAAY too easy!

  • robertg

    Kevin Spacey.  Right?

  • JuanCarlos

    He is definetly the love of your life square!!  I can even imagine the two of you a the altar, he looks GOOD!!!

  • Julius Seizure

    I’d know those adorable chubby cheeks anywhere.
    Too bad the movie’s the in-flight movie to Hell.

  • undapantsman

    <3 <3 <3 friggin’ HEART, Square. His mustache is AWESOME!
    Oh and since Charlie Day is in that movie, is that where
    http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy127/Krasinski/jasonsudeikis-charlieday.jpg
    this came from? (forgive me, i couldn’t figure out how to link to one specific post from the forums)

  • @undapantsman Probably. And that picture was probably after they have finished shooting the film. RIP my biggest turn on.

  • rusty

    @undapantsman
    Hah, i came on this website to post that picture. its from another movie theyre doing called Horrible Bosses

  • harrison

    I would pay good money to see Jason and Charlie make out!  Charlie is so cute, but Jason, just plain HOT!

  • Anonymous

    Didn’t he have that same mustache for the Bounty Hunter as well??

  • JJ

    He is definitely the hottest guy alive, and he wears a mustache very well. I love it and it makes my special spots tingle like never before just looking at his face…

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