Potential (British) Mah Husband Alert!

How do you define an obsession? It’s 3 am and you’re going through 90 minutes of footage frame by frame capping nearly a hundred images of the same person with carpal tunnel on both hands. Is that an obsession? Fine, I think it’s safe to say, I am a little obsessed with Welsh based chef Matt Tebbutt. Okay, a fucking lot. As a messenger of underrated and undiscovered hotness, I do feel it’s important to bring a fine rare piece like Matt to the world’s attention. I’ve previously preached about his out of this world adorable-ness at the forum but now it’s time to bring him to the main site simply because he’s a strong candidate for mah fifth husband. Before you say, “Square, you greedy bitch” — he’s British, so I think I can get away with ONE British husband. Okay, maybe two because Phil Spencer has a special place in my heart forever and always! And Robson Green too. Fine, I am a greedy bitch. There’s really something about this guy that is just irresistible. I just want to wake up in the gap between his teeth, have breakfast in his gingery stubbles, frolic in his cleft chin, cuddle the mole on his neck…I could go on and on til December! Warning: massive post due to the author’s over indulgent nature about the subject and the desire to bear his children.

As a chef, Matt Tebbutt isn’t as well known as say, Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay BUT he’s well on his way to melt people’s crotches around the world. These are capped by yours truly from BBC’s “Great British Waste Menu” and it’s about chefs using discarded but perfectly edible food. I tell you what’s really a waste. It’s NOT getting this absolute crotch flamer shirtless! Things like this should be illegal, and Matt is obligated by international human rights law to take off his shirt and share his hotness to the masses! That said, we did get a glimpse of some skin earlier in, It lasted for about an eighth of a nanosecond but I have managed to capture that moment in time and preserve it on this site. SWOO-FREAKIN’-OON.

Further reading (or drooling): Matt Tebbutt’s Wiki, bio on Good Food and The Foxhunter, his pub in Wales (where I’ll be tonight stalking — just kidding — spoiler alert: not really).

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I’m patting myself at the back for capturing this shirtless moment of potential mah husband.

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How I wish I could make a GIF out of this! Update: DONE AND DONE.

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Is it just me, or is that THE LUCKIEST PIECE OF LETTUCE ALIVE? I’m so jealous I could cry! When I die, I wish to come back at that piece of lettuce. It’s the only thing to do.

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Yes, Matt. I’ll eat your tomatoes. ALL OF THEM.

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Matt Tebbutt is super cute

  • A guy who is this hot and also a chef? Prepare to fight for him mister, ’cause he’s my future husband too! 😀

    • @borderliner Nooo… Matt is MAHN.

  • Docevil

    He is cute until he smiles.  Fix that gap dude.  Can be easily be done.

  • yep. husband material written all over him. go for it, square!
     
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  • ThatGuy

    I don’t blame you.  He is hot and adorable.

  • Joe

    He looks like an older version of the guy who plays Finn on Glee.  That’s good since the latter is too young for me.

  • WarpedRecord

    Fix the gap? Are you kidding? The gap totally makes him! Should we all become plasticized zombies?
    Nice, nice, very nice. Love too see even more stubble.

  • WannaBuyADuck

    LOVE the gap tooth look.  That’s what makes him cute.   If he had stick-out ears, ala Channing Tatum, I’d be totally enthralled — flaws and all.    And I see the resemblance to Finn on Glee.   This guy is hotter

  • Of course, I stole the gif and put it on mah tumblr. HE’S MINE BITCH. MINE DO YOU HEAR? I’M IN PARIS I CAN BE IN LONDON MUCH QUICKER THAN YOU HAHAHAHAHA
    I’m not crazy you know. Just sex-starved. (Aren’t we all.)

  • Creighton

    There has recently been an outbreak of good-looking guys on the food channel … Yum. He is definitely lickable.

  • macca

    Man you got good taste in hubbies! Matt’s been on my radar for a while, too, recently augmented by his Canadian counterpart (and my dream husband), chef Chuck Hughes. It’s all about that diastematic smile!

  • michaelSATX

    Damn he IS hot!

  • @Square  I’ll fight you for him! 😀

  • robertg

    it needs to get MUCH hotter in that kitchen.  Off with the chef wardrobe!  The tooth gap must never be fixed.  Imagine Letterman without his–uh, maybe not. Say!  If you scroll down all of Square’s pix reel [ah, ha ha ha ha] fast, it’s just like a movie!

  • KarmaLysing

    Oh, my LORD… He’s <b>FREAKIN’ ADORABLE!!!!</b>

  • JohnM

    The gap is absolutely 100% adorable…what is wrong with you!

  • Agree that the gap is adorable and should not be fixed.
    It’s hard to keep up with all of your husbands, square! You’re like a gay Mormon (if the Mormons believed in gay marriage, that is).

  • pulsepulse

    let’s see, British accent? check. Can cook? check. A smile that could melt the polar icecaps and end wars? Yes. I think we have found perfection right here. Thanks square!!

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  • milkman

    Square..I bow to you and your choice . You do realize of course , though that
    there might be several drop – by – visits by a great many ummmn Very hungry
    of us . Also , I’m wondering though . I really do wish you get your ..just desserts . and appetizers and main courses . I would go for the desserts asap

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  • okgo8790

    I simply adore everything about this man! his smile is what gets me the most. bravo on the GIF Square. surely this is one of my top picks of men on this site besides the ever so yummy John Krasinski.

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  • me

    it seems that you have a type square. let’s see what happens when i morph this guy and sudeikis

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  • Sessy

    He’s hardly shirtless! That’s not fair!

  • Jasper

    Cute in some of the photos, but where’s the skin, the nipples, the hair? Where’s the paparazzi when they are really needed ? Like with my local weather forecaster on whom I have a chunk-crush. Why isn’t SOMEone following him to a beach for some snap-shots in a speedo, or trunks?

  • Robin C

    Im now quite a regular at his restaurant. He’s even better in the flesh – a REALLY nice bloke – friendly, genuine, down-to-earth & he gives very good hugs. 🙂 The food is AMAZING & it’s always a pleasure to be there. I tend to get a bit pissed when I visit, especially if I’m on the “rocket fuel” (BTW, if you’re reading this – mark a couple of bottles for me Mr T 🙂 hehe).

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