And Crotches Will Explode in 3, 2…

By ‘crotches’ I really mean my crotch! Orgasmic. Perfect. Euphoric. Flawless. Can you say, the most amazing cover in the history of forever? I might be biased because he’s mah fourth husband, but I dare you to stare at this GQ’s “International Men of The Year” cover for 10 seconds or less without having the need to change your underpants. Jon Hamm is not only the international man of the year, he should be the intergalactic man of forever! The cover was shot by Vincent Peters for the October issue, out now. And if that wasn’t enough to make you moist all over (highly doubt it), I’ve included some pictures of SEX walking down the street via ONTD. Now excuse me while I go count the follicle members on his face. Yes, it’s my daily routine.

Jon Hamm on GQ

Jon Hamm on GQ

Jon Hamm on GQ

Jon Hamm Walking

Jon Hamm Walking

Jon Hamm Walking

  • http://twitter.com/theJJMG Justin

    Lovely pictures, Square, but how boorish of GQ not to include some good shots of John’s furriness!

  • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

    @Justin Yes, that’s SO illegal.

  • DoverDavid

    Indeed, his chest would have been nice, or at least they could have run an iron across that shirt, or opened most of the buttons to expose what lies just underneath.

  • http://www.squarehippies.com/author/squarebart squarebart

    The thing I like most about Jon Hammmm is that besides being terrifically handsome, he has a regular-guy quality — and he’s up for trouble too! I’ll just look at his fur on other pages. oxoSB

  • james takos

    why have you changed the photos for saving to .bmp, instead of .jpeg. I can’t save them that way. I am sure I am not the only ione having this problem…..Thanks

  • KarmaLysing

    Visualize, if you will… A ’50’s ad exec, Don Draper, went to sleep in his own time, and woke up in 21st Century Texas, at the office of oil firm Thatcher Oil… (cue “Twilight Zone” music)…

    Or to put it more succinctly: John Hamm, James Wolk, and Mark Deklin together in one room. Aheh. Aheheh. Aheh.

  • Liam

    @james: Must be a setting on your browser… I saved all but the actual cover and they are all jpg.

    Thanks for this post Square. Hamm is just…so… perfect.

  • Daknee

    About the jpeg vs the .bmp. I like them jpeg. I can save them this way! So many beautiful men on here I want to be able to save them

  • Bill W

    Good actor. Too rugged for my taste.

  • WannaBuyADuck

    I caught Jon on Bill Maher last night. He is so handsome it hurts. And it was good to note that he is a “Leftist” And I’d bet the black hair on his body is as perfect as his face.

  • theduckhunter

    I would rather have the goose butt naked

  • michael

    THE WAY THE PICS ARE COMING IS MESSING UP MY ABILITY TO SEE THEM!! the last few weeks all i get is a little box with some strange little blue/red design in it at the upper left corner. i try to right click and open but it doesnt open. stop that. why mess with something that works.

  • rodthehorny

    man, would love to see this guy wearing briefs strutting his crotch. that my friend will be an absolute hard-on.

    and yes i am off to my local book shop to purchase my copy of my new GQ issue :-))..

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