Some Beef on Desperate Housewives

Brian Austin Green Shirtless

Visually, Brian Austin Green does very little to me (I’m a big face man), but this website isn’t all about my ass — so here are some caps of his skin scenes in two recent “Desperate Housewives” episodes capped by the good ol’ Groopii. I’m sure a lot of you wouldn’t mind to help yourselves to them. There’s no denying you would find this fine piece in dictionary under “hunk”, but the lack of body hair is a good enough reason to pass this to the next person. That said, I’d totally invite him in for some tea on a cold night. Beggars can never, ever be choosers!

Brian Austin Green Shirtless

Brian Austin Green Shirtless

Brian Austin Green Shirtless

  • DoverDavid

    Always thought he was gross.

  • mckey

    He is awesome! Why do you think Megan Fox addicted to him?He is definately looking better than Jason Priestly and Luke Perry now.

  • cameron

    Wonder if the makeup covered tattoo has a man’s name on it ?
    Why cover that and not the rest ?

  • Stuart

    For the uncensored version:

    I don’t know why they bothered. It isn’t any worse than the rest of his ink.

  • Dewey Mee

    I’ve always thought Brian’s body is sexy, and I’m glad to see more of it…uh, I mean HIM!

  • KarmaLysing

    Mr. Green is naturally smooth, rather than a shaver, so his lack of body hair doesn’t bother me.

    It certainly won’t stop me looking at his body. A lot. Aheh.

    It would appear he hadn’t fully recovered from that sunburn he incurred on his honeymoon when “DHW” began filming this year. I would be happy to smear some aloe on that for him. Aheh, heh.

  • gad1n10

    ya-ba-da-ba-do me right now you studly lil’ bastard. He was HOT on 90210 and he hasn’t cooled down yet ;P

  • Kyle

    Blech – no thanks. He has no muscle definition, and you can actually see his ribs. And all those tattoos on a skinny guy just look silly. I’ve never gotten why so many people think he’s a “hunk”. To each his own, I guess.

  • Jeffrey

    Great resource for a craving like none other, shirtless hotties! Nothing like has been this interesting since I discovered James West from Wild Wild West. Robert Conrad…..

  • Jason Rosa


    JESUS MARY MOTHER OF GOD HE’s damn sexy.

    Just sayin

  • Jason Rosa

    Now. What about the new mancandy (kittys new boyfriend) on brothers and sisters?????????

  • OK. He´s hot.
    But he doesn´t make me crazy.

  • tegart

    Total lack of sex appeal for me. BORING – almost offesively so. Random skinny, uninteresting with trash tatoos. Not even trashy enough to be interesting in a dirty way. What a waste of a great skin-showing opportuntity! Casting should be fired.
    But that’s just me

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