Time for Some Real (Farmed) Beef
Salivating over famous people can be a litte monotonous sometimes, so today let’s have a look at some REAL beef. 25 year old Dudley boy Nathan is every inch of my perfect man. He’s a farmer, perfectly hairy (in all the right places), a man’s man’s man (you’d know a true man when the answer is “Land Rover burgundy” for a colour scheme), always has dirt on his hands but doesn’t give a monkeys about it, loves animals (you know he’s passionate in bed), reads “The Complete Encyclopaedia of Tractors” in his leisure time and on top of that, a big softie at heart. These are from BBC Three’s “Don’t Tell the Bride” and unfortunately it’s a show about people getting hitched. The good news is we get to see some very generous shirtless shots of this prime British beef and then some. I’d say, Nathan should be in a different show — like “Farmer Wants a Wife”. You see, the US of A is too obsessed with waxy superficial crap like this (scroll right to the bottom) for the sake of looking good on screen that we forgot the abundance of real hot beef out there. This post is dedicated to our British readers and for those of you who appreciate REAL male beauty. Enjoy!
Also, this is his best man and childhood friend, and to quote Nathan, “If I could marry Nick I’d marry him”. *brb fantasising*