Guess This Man Cleavage

Who might be the owner of this rather unsanitary man cleavage? I have a feeling that there’s some kind of tape underneath the waistcoat to keep the shirt perfectly open. Personally, I wouldn’t even bother with the shirt (naturally) because we’ve seen this fine piece of British beef with little and no clothing at all. Two words to refresh your filthy minds — bath tub. If anything he should be sans shirt throughout the entire film. Guess before you click!

You’ve seen them in glossy magazines and dance floors, but now thanks to Mr. Bond himself, the man-cleavage is making a comeback to the big screen and will become more popular than ever with the release of “Cowboys & Aliens”. I’m not sure what to make of his allegedly cowboy / Indiana Jones outfit. The pants are so bloody tight that they beautifully showcased his tight buttocks but the man-cleavage thing arguably will raise a few eyebrows (and other things too I’m sure). Despite Daniel Craig’s generosity in previous ventures, I’m putting my money on zer0 shirtlessness in this film solely based on the trailer, which is a damn shame. “Cowboys & Aliens” will be in theatres July next year. In the mean time, we can all watch the trailer and proceed to stare at his firm behind in the poster.

Daniel Craig in Cowboys and Aliens

Daniel Craig in Cowboys and Aliens

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