Here’s Some Meloni to Start Your Weekend

By Square on November 13, 2010 in Actors

Chris Meloni Shirtless in Law and Order: SVU

I haven’t met a single gay guy who isn’t crazy about small screen’s poster daddy Chris Meloni (one of anyway, because Mike Rowe is still numero uno for me!), even the fake plastic ones who only wears Prada to work and sneers at your $5 shirt. As we don’t have any Meloni-ness on the main site (shock horror), here are some beef from this fine piece in “Law and Order: SVU” (bless you people who watch it) capped by Superherofan. It’s not the best of scenes, but he’s smiling at you like he’s giving out invitations for the party under the sheets — what more could you ask for?

Chris Meloni Shirtless

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J.B. on November 13th, 2010 at 5:50 am

Yesterday I was talking with peeps about the glory of Stephen Dorff. I check the page, see Stephen Dorff. This morning I was looking around for some new pics of Chris Meloni. Not TEN MINUTES later I get the tweet about this update. Get outta my head! Actually, no, wait, stay in it. I’ll love every pic you dig up, then!
DoverDavid on November 13th, 2010 at 6:11 am

I like the last one with the food tray infront of him. Both arms disappear under it and with that expression on his face, looks like he is having some after lunch self play time. Thanks for sharing him with us, always cute and sexy.
mckey on November 13th, 2010 at 10:15 am

He has the right size of manboobs.Always adore his boobs and nips ever since he was young.I just wanna do a motor boat on his chest.What a beautiful men.Thank You God for being so creative with this one.
Guidettehater on November 13th, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Meloni – The Only One That Matters.
Square on November 13th, 2010 at 12:38 pm

@mckey Well said!
joe on November 14th, 2010 at 9:52 am

the perfect mans, man. He would turn the straightest guy gay.
wish I was in bed with him kissing those nips.
DoverDavid on November 15th, 2010 at 9:30 am

I’m suprised how few comments are posted, I think he’s very sexy.
John Sheets on November 23rd, 2010 at 8:46 pm

in the last picture he looks like he is doing something with himself… me likey…
Dan Cobbb on December 5th, 2010 at 11:45 am

Meloni has always had that animal male attraction. He’s just one hot dude.
Sure would like to explore EVERY square inch of that dude’s super fine bod.
Veggiedude on December 27th, 2010 at 3:34 pm

Where are the Oz caps? He’s a show-er not a grower.
james on June 27th, 2011 at 10:12 pm

OMG! you have to get the caps of the episode called HOOKED in which Hayden Panettiere is a guest star.
Meloni takes his shirt off and goes to take a shower (we don’t see that, though)
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