Rubbing Salt into the Wound, in High Resolution

By Square on November 3, 2010 in Actors

The image above is probably the most viewed shirtless visual in the world right now. Therefore, it’s only natural that I’m posting a high resolution version for your desktop background so you can count how many follicle members have survived the holocaust in your free time. I see none here, so my conclusion is the devil’s elixir (also known by the mortal beings as wax) was involved in getting rid of the lush natural forest reserve on Chris Evans’ perky pecs. As always, images appear larger than they do here.

Chris Evans Shirtless in Captain America: The First Avenger

Chris Evans in Captain America: The First Avenger

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borderliner on November 3rd, 2010 at 5:30 am

I’m usually a fan of fuzz, but in this case all I want is to lick his chest and abs so bad!
Peter on November 3rd, 2010 at 5:46 am

Did they put make-up on his nipples? They are so skin colored. Can this be natural?

Anyway, I like pecs but this is really too much.
Stuart on November 3rd, 2010 at 6:09 am

@ Peter – it’s a film, so not only does he have more makeup on his tits than Tammy Faye’s face does, they have a team of people specially lighting them, and the film will be graded for colour into the bargain (notice how fantastic the colour is in all these pictures – nothing’s muddy and it’s all quite comic book like). As these are promo shots, they’ll have been even more tweaked than normal.
christopher451 on November 3rd, 2010 at 6:55 am

Ironic that all the ads I’m seeing on this page are for male hair removal.
Daknee on November 3rd, 2010 at 8:42 am

Ok he does have nice chest hair when he has it, but I tell you, these photos do not turn me off! Make up or no make up. This guy is good looking no matter what.
Ben on November 3rd, 2010 at 9:14 am

What I find hilarious is add for hair removal systems that were put on this page (I’m guessing from content analysis programs) when I visited. Clearly they know what you’re talking about, just not why you’re talking about it!
mckey on November 3rd, 2010 at 10:34 am

Just try to find a reason why they’ve put a make up on his nipples?In Fantastic Four he has smaller nipples and it’s redish/orangish color.It’s amazing when your pecs expanded,your nipples automatically huge.Well, small nipples man out there I guess this is the only way for you to have big nipples without surgery.
KarmaLysing on November 3rd, 2010 at 10:56 am

Maybe the same “focus group” which declared body hair on men “frightening” to teenage girls (and therefore “unmarketable”) also found nipples “frightening”… O_o
Reese on November 3rd, 2010 at 4:34 pm

That doesn’t even look like the same guy in the other Chris Evans posts.
doug on November 3rd, 2010 at 4:43 pm

that chest reminds me of a mannequin….whoever is responsible needs to be slapped repeatedly till they very bright red raw!!!!
J.B. on November 4th, 2010 at 6:02 am

PLEASE cease and desist. It was depressing enough the first go round. Captain America my arse.This is letting the terrorists win!
Big Dave on November 4th, 2010 at 3:51 pm

No, no, no, no. This is wrong, wrong, wrong.

Although Chris is still hot.
Don on November 4th, 2010 at 5:39 pm

i love his abs i’d lick them any night mmmmm
Cutie Pie on November 4th, 2010 at 6:47 pm

I’m weeping… I hope his incredibly hot brother never ever does the same thing!
**** on November 16th, 2010 at 8:12 am

@Peter: That isn’t make-up. Chris has always had very pink nipples. You just didn’t notice it as much because there was so much lovely chest hair.
ZZinDC on November 22nd, 2010 at 8:58 pm

I prefer hairy to smooth, but a great chest is a great chest. Are his nipples a little perky because they’re cold without their fur coat?
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Tim on January 21st, 2011 at 8:46 pm

Actually, his nipples have always been this color. If you watch him in Fantastic Four or look up his shirtless pictures, you will see that his nipples are almost exactly the same color as his skin. I’m a huge Chris Evans fan and I think it extremely hot that his nips are almost the same color swatch as his skin.
Gert on April 6th, 2011 at 2:54 pm

Aaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *cum*