Guess This Hairy Chest

Kevin Costner Shirtless in Dances With Wolves

Okay people, here’s the last “Guess This Hairy Chest” post for 2010. Since this is the final one of the decade (sorry, had to be a bit dramatic), I figured why not go away with a bang (or a squirt, whichever you prefer). The owner of this furry chest is my ideal man and husband when I was a teenage gay (let’s just pretend for a second they don’t exist) and was a recurring cast in my wet dreams back in the 90s. For hardcore fans of this Academy Award winning director, it should be almost too easy. Guess before you click!

It’s none other than my ultimate 90s husband Kevin Costner. I’ve captured his gratuitous shirtlessness in “No Way Out” and “Bull Durham” a million years ago and now it’s time for the big daddy — one of his landmark films, “Dances With Wolves”. This is one of my favourite Costner looks on the big screen — donning a thick moustache you can get lost forever in, crotch shattering messy haircut and ample scruffage in the first half of the film (why did he shave the sex away?!?). Rugged with a capital R. It’s hard to find quality men like this nowadays as people are too obsessed with grooming and shit like that. He looked so good in every single frame without even trying.

This post is dedicated for those of you who needed to change their panties after watching a particular scene for the first time when it came out. YES I am well aware of the ass situation. Stop complaining and enjoy!

Kevin Costner Shirtless in Dances With Wolves

Kevin Costner Shirtless in Dances With Wolves

Kevin Costner Shirtless in Dances With Wolves

Kevin Costner Shirtless in Dances With Wolves

Kevin Costner Shirtless in Dances With Wolves

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