Guess This Hairy Chest

Kevin Costner Shirtless in Dances With Wolves

Okay people, here’s the last “Guess This Hairy Chest” post for 2010. Since this is the final one of the decade (sorry, had to be a bit dramatic), I figured why not go away with a bang (or a squirt, whichever you prefer). The owner of this furry chest is my ideal man and husband when I was a teenage gay (let’s just pretend for a second they don’t exist) and was a recurring cast in my wet dreams back in the 90s. For hardcore fans of this Academy Award winning director, it should be almost too easy. Guess before you click!

It’s none other than my ultimate 90s husband Kevin Costner. I’ve captured his gratuitous shirtlessness in “No Way Out” and “Bull Durham” a million years ago and now it’s time for the big daddy — one of his landmark films, “Dances With Wolves”. This is one of my favourite Costner looks on the big screen — donning a thick moustache you can get lost forever in, crotch shattering messy haircut and ample scruffage in the first half of the film (why did he shave the sex away?!?). Rugged with a capital R. It’s hard to find quality men like this nowadays as people are too obsessed with grooming and shit like that. He looked so good in every single frame without even trying.

This post is dedicated for those of you who needed to change their panties after watching a particular scene for the first time when it came out. YES I am well aware of the ass situation. Stop complaining and enjoy!

Kevin Costner Shirtless in Dances With Wolves

Kevin Costner Shirtless in Dances With Wolves

Kevin Costner Shirtless in Dances With Wolves

Kevin Costner Shirtless in Dances With Wolves

Kevin Costner Shirtless in Dances With Wolves

  • http://twitter.com/theJJMG Justin

    Oh yes, Kevin Kostner was one of my faves (not when I was a teen but in my 20s).

    I lost count of the # of times I jerked off over

    a) his gratuitous shirtless-in-jeans scene in No Way Out (that got screencapped a lot)

    b) his shirtless in-bed scene with furry chest and armpit in Field of Dreams

    c) his open-shirt hairy-chested cover shot for Cosmo or GQ or whatever it was *sigh* :)

    In fact the last was my wallpaper on my windows desktop at the job I had at the time — it’s amazing how many people STILL didn’t catch on I was a raving homosexual when I was working there. I mean some people really seem to need to be hit over the head!

    He hasn’t aged well in my opinion — plus he was an asshole to his first wife, and he turned out to be a crazy republican Bush supporter. So along with Mel Gibson, he’s been relegated to the dustbin along with all the used kleenexes ;-)

  • mt

    He was a good looking guy….once

  • http://dearbenin.blogspot.com JoeTimb

    OMG I guessed right for the first time!!!!!!!
    and he reminds me of Bradley Cooper on these caps. Great last GTHC of the decade! He’s super charming.

    [j]

  • Brendan

    Nummy, as usual. Didn’t the decade *just* start, though (Jan 1, 2010–Dec 31, 2019 is the “2010s”)?

  • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

    @Brendan That’s most probably true, you know I suck at things like that!

  • mckey

    In No Way Out there’s a scene where that women take off his shirt and started to kiss his chest and nipple.That’s one of the best sex scenes ever in history of Hollywood.

  • rodthehorny

    someone correct me if i am wrong but there is a scene of him butt naked in a movie called “Robin Hood – Prince of thieves”.

    And yah I am one of those who jerk to those hot scene of him.

  • Fredo

    I never really had much of a thing for Kevin Costner…until now.

  • Topaz

    He famously used a butt double in Robin Hood.

    Thanks for recapping DWW. Costner looked good, but I could never bring myself to watch it again.

    Costner is famous for being an asshole. I’ve got a friend who’s worked with him on several productions going way back and he’s always said Costner was his least favorite actor to work with. And that he was cheating on his wife for years before they divorced.

  • WannaBuyADuck

    For the record, he is not an Academy Award winning Actor, but an Academy Award winning Director. He is a terrible f’ing actor. But Dances with Wolves was a great film and he was still hot back then. Today? Not so much.

  • josh

    At first I thought it was Bradley Cooper at the main “guessing” page.

    But then I never realized until I went through those caps just how much the two of them favor. Cooper being much better looking and having a way better body, I think.

    Costner was so fucking HOT in No Way Out! The uniform and his sexy bod and handsome face made up three jerk-off fantasies in one! That sex scene in the limo. DAMN. And then there were all the scenes in Bull Durham in the locker rooms and baseball pants. Another double jerk-off fantasy.

    Dang, I sure have spilled a lot of cum with that man’s name on it. And undoubtedly not the only one. I wonder how much semen it would be if you could gather all that has been ejaculated by guys jerking off over Kevin Costner? LOL — Wonder what he would say if you asked him what he thought about guys pumping out their loads while thinking about him? LMAO

    Sorry — went off on a tear there.

    Regardless of who it is, I wouldn’t kick either of them out of my bedroom doorway anytime soon.

  • Reese

    He was handsome, but alas I guessed incorrectly. My two guesses were Kevin Kline and Javier Bardem.

  • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

    @Wannabuyaduck Thanks for that, once again I stand corrected. :)

    @josh Well said, hope you’ve already checked out the Bradley Cooper JFK post!

  • Jasper

    He’s a huge homophob to the point of being anti-gay, a poor actor and not good looking. He’s a “ker-splut” like lime jello with canned pears on a greasy cafeteria kitchen floor that hasn’t been mopped in a month.

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