2010 in (Shirtless) Pictures
For once, I got this posted in time so yay me. Moving on, here’s what probably you have been waiting for since last year — a lusty look back at 2010, a year full of shirtlessness and sadly to say, shaved chests. It’s amazing how time flies while we’re drooling, isn’t it? If you really want to stick your
knob nose into the archives, here are the summaries for 2009 and 2008. Gosh, it seems only like yesterday I did this post (warning: may contain Brazilian hotness). This particular post might crash my already ailing server because it contains a year worth’s of hotness, so be extremely patient and pray that it won’t happen.
The year kicked off with a rather beefy start, and by beefy I’m referring to daddilicious Mark Valley’s gloriously furry chest in “Human Target”.
Shortly after, gingy filmmaker Morgan Spurlock was strolling on the beach in a rather tight pair of speedos. The thick tache was the icing on the cake, but like any other controversial hotness that’s always open to interpretation.
I’m not implying that 2010 was a very good year for chunk, but good heavens Jay Mohr looks so damn good with extra trimmings. That belly is the stuff of dreams. Since we’re on the topic of hot chunk, here’s our furry ambassador and the ever adorable Kyle Bornheimer in a hot tub and a pair of boxers.
The same can be said with our Adorkable of the Year, Zachary Levi. His fur returned to its former glory and our crotches celebrated in unison but later magically disappeared resulting in mass mourning around the globe.
Animated GIFs have proven to be very addictive because they tell the story better than an image or a video (you know, since they loop forever), and I’ve made quite a few last year — mainly of mah husbands. Among my favourites, mah husband turning into mah husband, mah husband kissing mah husband on a bike and mah husband passionately kissing another man while having his nipple fondled. I have a feeling that those people at NBC have an evil plan to annihilate my ass from the face of this earth because things like that are too much to take for one mortal mind. Although I’m tempted to explode into pink glittery dust when it happened — I’m still here, so try harder next time!
Another British chef worth the mention and this time you can have him.
Not a chef, but a total adorkable English BUNNY — Stefan Gates and yes, there are shirtless shots of him there.
Still on the other side of the Atlantic, one of the most important events of last year is the unshirting of fine hairy British daddypiece Phil Spencer in his new series “Relocation: Phil Down Under” (insert your own down under joke here). And in case you’re wondering, yes he’s me husband too. Deal with it!
Here’s another underappreciated hotness (in my opinion), Steven Strait.
Moving on the the mature section of the beef counter, here’s forever Discovery daddy Mike Rowe in a tight suit and Scott Bakula in a towel, Richard Burgi in bed, and Vincent Lindon in “La Moustache”. These guys are clearly set to destroy of crotches to pieces.
A new season of “Amazing Race” starts everytime you exhale, but you know what, I’m glad that I’ll be hearing “Oh my gravy!” once again from this hot couple soon.
This is another one of my absolute favourites last year, when two furry chests said hello to each other in “True Blood”. A lot of screens were licked and a hell lot of panties were changed, never to be seen again.
Not sure about the corset, but we’re glad Dave Salmoni embraced his furriness in these shots for Flaunt magazine.
Do I need a reason to slide this in? Don’t think so.
Nothing beats the vintage stuff, so here’s a healthy dose of skin from Warren Beatty, John Gavin, Bruce Willis, Matt Dillon, Lorenzo Lamas, Steve Forrest, Tate Donovan, Marc Singer, a wet Steve Martin and the Guttenberg in his prime.
Sadly, towards the end of the year, we were left with this visual of a de-furred Chris Evans (warning, contains creepy looking feet boots) as Captain America. If you’re into self torture, here’s a high resolution version of the Hollywood abomination. Of course we’d still hit it hard regardless but that’s besides the point!
It probably seems like I throw these words loosely, but I really do mean it — I’d very much like to thank every single one of you from the bottom of my heart for the very existence of this website! Here’s to another good year in shirtlessness!