Adam Levine Naked. Need I Say More?

By Square on January 6, 2011 in Musicians

It has been quite a while since we had some skin display from Maroon 5′s frontman Adam Levine, and I longed for a proper shirtless photo shoot. Well, all your prayers have been answered because here he is in all his ~~cocksock~~ naked glory posing in British Cosmo for Everyman charity for male cancer. You know, from the people who brought us this and this. Personally I prefer this one better because of the fur, obviously. More male celebrities should be involved in this campaign, and yes that’s a not so subtle hint to mah four husbands. You hear?

Images via the always amazing ONTD

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mt on January 6th, 2011 at 5:51 am

Firstly, I applaud the most nakedness I have seen of AL so far. Secondly, he is a flippin’ moron for ruining that stunningly hot body with those stupid tats. How sad. He went from a 9½ to a -2 real quick. Sad sad sad
Reese on January 6th, 2011 at 6:01 am

I second MT’s comments. Those tattoo’s are awful. It looks like Adam Levine is wearing a shirt. Plus I’m not a big fan of Adam Levine’s expressionless face or his music.
Todd R on January 6th, 2011 at 7:29 am

My god can that pic get anymore photoshopped because the single hand alone should barely cover his penis based on the position. He’s cute, but I agree about all the tattoos. That is so last decade.
Mark on January 6th, 2011 at 7:44 am

He used to be so attractive. Sigh. Oh well.
Fredo on January 6th, 2011 at 8:07 am

I couldn’t give a shit less about his tats. That man is stunning. Was and is.

Woof.
wpb30635 on January 6th, 2011 at 8:26 am

If you guys don’t want him, good, that’s more for me. Yumm I love Beef and that is a prime cut.
DoverDavid on January 6th, 2011 at 9:24 am

Next please.
Daknee on January 6th, 2011 at 9:30 am

I too agree about his tats not being pleasnt to look at. Todd’s comment about them being so last season. I wonder now will having tats date (give a man’s age away)
mckey on January 6th, 2011 at 10:11 am

I don’t think he thought it through about these photos.If you claimed yourself to be straight and when woman put their hands on your pec and penis you don’t get erected??I know this is not a real situation.Obviously these photos have been photoshopped but this photos are just out of the point here.It’s for men’s health and why the fuck you have to look like a manwhore.I don’t know why but it’s like he’s getting desperate and this is one of the attempts to clinge to what’s left of his fame.The latest album sucks and he just do what he has to do to stay in the game.I’ve always believed he is a bi.
ThatGuy on January 6th, 2011 at 11:23 am

Very handsome tats and all.
Servonut on January 6th, 2011 at 12:32 pm

I’m not a big fan of tats either, but if by some insane stroke of luck I got the chance to have some nekkid time with him, all I’d need to go to town is a dark room and possibly a small source of illumination to see his face.
Matt on January 6th, 2011 at 1:54 pm

FINALLY. This man is hot and i love ink on a guy but he better leave that chest alone. You bitches better step aside becuase he’s mine.
undapantsman on January 6th, 2011 at 2:20 pm

jeezus cryst! … *dies*
WarpedRecord on January 6th, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Totally hot, totally sensual, but also totally into himself. The tats are terrible, and I’m seeing some disturbing signs of shaving.
Amit on January 6th, 2011 at 3:16 pm

The one tattoo on his chest is a turn on, but that’s probably because it’s written in Hindi, and I’m Indian…

Regardless, SO HOT.
Jayme on January 6th, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Um… YUM! I wish I’d been the one hired to cover his junk…lol
XSE Drake on January 6th, 2011 at 4:15 pm

So this is where the overly critical, unhappy, jaded people hang out.

Unclench, people. Seriously. There is more to life than bitching.
joe on January 6th, 2011 at 9:57 pm

Geez, I’ll never figure out the joy in ruining your body with a bunch
of ugly tacky tatts. what a turn off, Hes much handsome and sexy wearing
a worn out T and singing. You dont see his best bud Jake G destroying
his fine hot bod with them.
Dan on January 7th, 2011 at 12:21 am

I’m with you on that! I saw Ricky Martin shirtless in Chelsea a few years ago, and was totally grossed out.
redcat on January 7th, 2011 at 4:22 am

Male cancer just got sexy.
Snarky404 on January 7th, 2011 at 10:28 am

@AMIT…but he’s NOT Indian, and he doesn’t speak hindi which makes him a major ass hat. And the clipped chest and stomach hair looks stupid.
Kris on January 7th, 2011 at 11:24 am

He is soooo sexy. It is so obnoxious to read all the comments about his tats IT’S HIS BODY! stfu! If you don’t like him, that’s fine, I’m sure he is not interested in you as well.
connerc on January 7th, 2011 at 12:42 pm

I think tattoos are cool (not that I have any), but in moderation. Adam has gone too far. He’s still very hot, though.
daquinta on January 7th, 2011 at 1:34 pm

You have to see the making of: http://plixi.com/p/57899784
Milton on January 7th, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Tattoos are definitely NOT a deal-breaker for me. If Adam wanted me, I wouldn’t say “no”.
kenbear on January 7th, 2011 at 7:14 pm

I agree the tats take him from a 10+ to at least a 2, if not lower. What a waste to cover up such a pristine body.
Leo Carioca on January 7th, 2011 at 9:31 pm

Well, I don´t like tatoos that much. But I have to say he has a very hot body.
john on January 8th, 2011 at 2:26 am

I agree with the tattoo haters. he was seriously hot before. i could maybe even handle the arm tattoos, even though i think ‘sleeves’ and doing a lot on arms is super tacky, but chest/stomach tattoos need to be banned. it completely ruins whatever sexy is going on there
andy on January 8th, 2011 at 11:59 am

tattoo’s make him look much more badass and sexy.

with a body like that who’s paying attention to the ink anyways?
shanaynay on January 10th, 2011 at 2:57 pm

i didn’t even notice the tats until the read the comments
omfg too hot to matter
Spearo25 on January 15th, 2011 at 2:53 pm

HOT. That’s it. That’s all I got.
cwnsandiego on January 30th, 2011 at 7:09 pm

Does anybody find that there is a certain creepiness about him? I don’t know what it is, but he makes me think of serial killers or molesters…
cwnsandiego on January 30th, 2011 at 7:10 pm

Does anybody find that there is a certain creepiness about him? I don’t know what it is, but he makes me think of serial killers or molesters…
Heather on February 20th, 2011 at 2:13 pm

HELLO Adam Levine! Who knew?? Love the furriness.
AD on March 11th, 2011 at 9:26 am

YOU ALL ARE CRAZY! THOSE TATS ARE A COMPLETE TURN ON!
LooneyMan on March 17th, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Love the tattoos, among other things.
davebottom on March 20th, 2011 at 7:20 am

guys: i have always said that tatts (especially the over done ones on the arms)
drive me crazy—HOWEVER—these of the rocker adam levine w/his smirk just
make my p—- wet—anyone else feel the same???
kunal on April 12th, 2011 at 6:02 am

he is a sexy hunk bt i wish the hands were not there . I wanted to see his penis
chuck mason on April 27th, 2011 at 12:40 pm

what a hot and sexy guy he is. never the tats as i wopuld overlook them and move on to more imolrtan t part’s of his body. would i threow him out of my bed, not i would fine wauys to keep him in thjere. i would him muroon five forr sure i am am not talkingh about hid group either
Anony mous on October 10th, 2011 at 2:42 am

He is a fine slice of man but honey if his penis can fit behind that tiny hand its not worth it…..
Anonymous on November 11th, 2011 at 4:56 pm

For all those who want to complain about his tattoos, why not think from another perspective first? Maybe he got them for a particular reason which has some SIGNIFICANT MEANING behind the tattoo? Just to say, but not to say it was for that reason. Needless to say, he did not go overboard with the tattoos. On the side note though, he’s a very attractive man, with or without tattoos.
Kay on December 11th, 2011 at 6:18 pm

Don’t confuse your ignorance with jealousy. Im not a fan of a lot of tattoos but i don’t care who ya are! He’s one of the sexiest men I’ve ever seen and he can sing! Mmmm! And his face isn’t expressionless and the picture is not disturbing. That picture omg! It’s hot and I would love to get ahold of him! Tattoos and all. I’d be proud to lock arms with him.. And maybe more!
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Emma on February 15th, 2012 at 12:45 am

You don’t have to be such jealous assholes.

His tattoos are GORGEOUS. They are so classy. All of them are meaningful, and they are all not colored, and have brilliant designs. I love them, especially the sanskrit.

I doubt you could even recognize art if it slapped you in the face. Stop being so petty and jealous. None of you are even a quarter as attractive as him, and neither are your significant others…
Jamie on February 20th, 2012 at 12:24 am

okay so i agree with Emma. And if you try to say its not art shut up any they that involves creativity is art maybe you cant see it that way but of freaking well its not any ones problem but your own. I’m not a giant fan of tattoos but hey if he wants those on his body cool, its HIS body besides they don’t look bad on him. They suit him and his personality. So all you judging people need to get off your thrown and go and try to enjoy YOUR life for once instead of judging others.
Amanda Kelly on February 20th, 2012 at 9:29 am

First off, Adam has always been a handsome guy. With or without the tattoos. Personally I think tattoos make a guy SO much more attractive.. His music never changed because off the tattoos so for someone who doesn’t like his music because of his tattoos are extremely crazy. Tattoos don’t change your kind of music, just you appearance.. (:
harry on July 23rd, 2012 at 5:48 pm

he should show his full body including penis as well…
harry on July 23rd, 2012 at 5:51 pm

i think he is gay thatx y his penis is covered by small hands shows that his penis is very small and indicates that he is gay….if he is not then he should show his full body with strong penis…isn’t it true??