Haha Yes, Very Funny. Now Please Take Off Your Shirt.

James Van Der Beek

After all these years, I have to admit Dawson Leery still does things to me β€” like it or not. I would be lying if I say I don’t feel the tingles when I’m on James Van Der Beek’s latest venture, James Van Der Memes for Funny or Die. Not to mention the DILF khaki ad (clip after the jump) which showcased his firm buttocks. Well, at least it’s not another bargain bin film and yes, it’s too much Dawson and he’s considered by some a daddy now which means we’re all OLD.

James Van Der Beek

For references on Dawson’s shirtlessness, click here and here.

  • Sammy

    WOW Dawson grew up good! That body is FINE! He needs to get naked!

  • Josh

    OK – He’s hotter now that he’s older, no doubt. And that he can laugh at himself makes him all the more attractive.

    In the DILF commercial, I’m seeing four things I like:

    When the little girl is making the embarrassed face, right when he turns, the crotch bulge looks pretty promising.

    When he squeezes the sponge over his head and shakes the water off. Something sexy as hell about that to me.

    When he’s fully clothed, wet and posing in the end…… DAMN. James looks like he’s in good shape….bet he’d surprise us all when the clothes come off.

    Yeah, I’d let him fuck me. After I fucked him. πŸ˜‰

  • Josh

    Oh ,,,,and him humping the weed-whacker? Nuff’ said!

  • Josh

    Thanks for posting these/this, Square! I’d forgotten all about Dawson.

    (sure wish we could edit our replies once made, is that possible?)

  • @Josh You’re welcome! I wish I know how to enable you guys to edit your own comments but I’m still learning. Oh well, the more the merrier I guess.

  • undapantsman

    square, you gotta let my crotch have some down time. i mean, c’mon! first adam levine and now this?! … i just don’t think my crotch can take it! πŸ˜‰

  • Boris

    Someone 7 years younger then I CANNOT be call a daddy!

  • @Boris – I now what you mean, except it’s worse for me .. ugh

    Still, thanks, Square! πŸ™‚ He is lookin’ mighty fine πŸ™‚

  • mckey

    Somehow I have this feeling that he will take off shirt now and in the future if he still looks like this.He is a kind of guy that I would say a little shy about his body and would never let anybody adores his body with a shirt off.I mean come on, when was the last time you’ve seen him shirtless?

  • John

    Look at that ass!
    Me likey!

  • Colby varner

    Still have the hots for him after all these years. ;D

  • I have though this out throughly and have decided …therefore I decree: James Van Der Beek is mah husband! Now you all stop drooling over him! πŸ˜›

  • Fredo

    That bubble ass. G*ddamn.

  • DoverDavid

    Yeah dry hump that weed wacker!

  • Milton


  • KarmaLysing

    James Van Der Beek has just kept getting hotter as he gets older. It must be a “Dutch” thing.

    Speaking of moist, washing a car and hot… Anyone see the “washing a car to a rock tune” adverts Conan O’Brien did to pimp his new show? That lanky redhead has a HELLUVA BODY under all those suits.

  • william Bennett

    He’s grown into a fine young man. Just the other day I watched the 2009 movie called “Formosa Betrayed” starring James and he did a fine acting job in a mediocre international cop thriller. Wanted to see him all grown up after Dawson’s crack, I mean Creek. It’s great to watch stalwart young leads play goofy on Funny Or Die, ‘cuz there’s nothing sexier than a handsome funny man.

  • Brendan

    Is it weird that a decade ago, as a teenager watching Dawson’s Creek, I was really attracted to Van Der Twinky, and now that I’m older, I’m attracted to Van Der Daddy?

    It’s like he grew up along with my taste.

  • punkerelli

    Check out the behind the scenes!


    LOTS more wet Dawson shots! Oh i love those hairy arms. Oh to get a hug from those arms.

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  • Tom

    Wait a minute. DILF? Really? Is this a joke?

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