Those Damn Furry Ozzies!

By Square on January 10, 2011 in Random Hotness

These Ozzies are determined to destroy our crotches by constantly setting them on fire. Illegal! Keeping in line with the “I’m always behind everything” theme, here’s an even older news — almost 3 years to be exact. As I’m pretty sure at least two (me included) of you have yet to see these weapons of mass crotch destruction imported all the way from down under, here are some of my favorites from the Outback and Outback Currawong Creek series (available in HARDback) shot by photographer Paul Freeman. I wouldn’t exactly call them coffee table books, because images as beautiful as these belong to one place and one place only — under the bedside table next to the lube and a box of tissues. Nowhere else.

Hairy Australian Hunk of Outback Series

Not exactly sure what happened here, but I think he stole a sheep or something.

Hairy Australian Hunk of Outback Series

Tags: australian cowboy farmer hairy model pits

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42 Responses to “Those Damn Furry Ozzies!”
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borderliner on January 10th, 2011 at 5:27 am

Oh my GAWD…the first ozzie (the scruffy ginger-ish haired one with fuzzy hair and delicious nips) is so freaking hawt! Square…I’m beginning to think you have a sadistic streak going on…torturing our minds, souls and crotches with images of such fine examples of men.
mckey on January 10th, 2011 at 6:19 am

I just wanna explore every inch of their bodies.Seriously, how hot those armpits are!
DoverDavid on January 10th, 2011 at 6:49 am

DAUM! Real men the way nature intended them to look! Thanks Square for sharing these!!!
Todd R on January 10th, 2011 at 7:17 am

I’m speechless.
phantomX on January 10th, 2011 at 8:05 am

the 5th photo of the cowboy with the very suggestive crotch pretty much did it for me! I didn’t quite make the kleenex box, lol!
Thanks for the great morning wake up, these guys are among the hottest you’ve posted so far.
knockout on January 10th, 2011 at 8:12 am

OMG!!!! I’m getting my pasport out and headding to the airport.
Tom on January 10th, 2011 at 8:52 am

Ready to fly there after the flood waters go away. Love the one with the wonderfully sexy hairy arm pit!!!!
Nice hairy sexy hot men!!
Need I say more.
Andy on January 10th, 2011 at 9:07 am

Incredibly beautiful..
Topaz on January 10th, 2011 at 9:28 am

Freeman’s books are all great. I don’t have the ones you mentioned, but his earlier works all have fantastic men in them.
Daknee on January 10th, 2011 at 9:33 am

me likes!
ridi on January 10th, 2011 at 9:35 am

oh. my. god. That was one helluva hot post to wake up to today! Thank you!
DoverDavid on January 10th, 2011 at 9:57 am

I just bought some of Mr. Freeman’s books so when they arrive if you don’t hear from me in a while, you will know why.
WannaBuyADuck on January 10th, 2011 at 10:20 am

Square, you’ve outdone yourself. This is the best post ever. I want ‘em all — even the fucking sheep. I’ll start and end with #3. Great bush.
Fredo on January 10th, 2011 at 10:29 am

Holy shit.

Never seen any of these before + I want every single image burned into my memory forever.
Justin on January 10th, 2011 at 11:49 am

Everybody has already said it better than I could, Square. This may very well be the single hottest post you have ever done.

So much for me being able to get any work done today. Or for me being able to stand up in mixed company
szoszo on January 10th, 2011 at 12:28 pm

motherfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
bo on January 10th, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Ozzies, handsome, hairy, and working like men….

I’m dying with lust, just kill me already.
Joetx on January 10th, 2011 at 1:35 pm

This is the best collection of pics ever! There’s not a trimmed or shaved one among them. Thanks, Square!
daquinta on January 10th, 2011 at 3:56 pm

I want MORE of this fucking gorgeous staff!
ThatGuy on January 10th, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Wow…. you have definitely outdone yourself…thanks for posting these.
JuanCarlos on January 10th, 2011 at 6:36 pm

I don’t know what to say other than Fan-freaking-tastic!!!! the first guy really does everything for me, I want him on my bedroom now!!!
John Sheets on January 10th, 2011 at 8:21 pm

oh, god.. am I dreaming? Especially the first three and the ones with the guys lying in the wool… *drool*
KarmaLysing on January 10th, 2011 at 9:10 pm

KERFLOOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was my crotch exploding.

Damn you, Square.
Phil on January 10th, 2011 at 9:25 pm

Is there some kind of rule somewhere that says Aussie men are like the hottest men on the planet?…Square you owe me a new keyboard-this post alone covered my old one in cum-LOL…G’day mate!…a
Phil on January 10th, 2011 at 9:28 pm

And God dammned if the Aussies aren’t afraid of fur…Are you intentially trying to drain my nuts?
Phil on January 10th, 2011 at 9:34 pm

Ya see God wasn’t all that good to me in the looks department-but damn if he wasn’t good to me um down under…
Phil on January 10th, 2011 at 9:42 pm

Is just me or are the second pic(the one showing the guys pits)and the Tenth(showing the guy ‘jacking’ the other under the wool)like the hottest thing you’ve ever seen?…
Phil on January 10th, 2011 at 9:51 pm

And the 7th-again those pits…
Phil on January 10th, 2011 at 10:36 pm

Square-um you do realize that after this post that most of your other offerings are going to appear um lame…I love you dude really-but sometimes you raise the ‘bar’ on yourself…OUTSTANDING!!!…
leccy on January 11th, 2011 at 12:32 am

*dribble*

So, I’m in Australia. Any idea where I can get one of these guys? Any one. I’m not fussy:)
WannaBuyADuck on January 11th, 2011 at 10:21 am

I keep coming back for more. Here, on my seventh look, they still hold up as the best post EVER. There is not a loser in “the herd.” Makes me want to see the sheep.
Josh on January 12th, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Good God Almighty — what the hell are they putting in the water down under? Some of the hottest men I have ever seen and /or met have come from AU or NZ. They sure make some beautiful males down there.

I mean they produced Hugh Jackman…… enough said.

@wannabuyaduck – Hell dude, makes me wanna BE a sheep!!
Phil on January 12th, 2011 at 7:21 pm

Josh are you from down under-because damn dude…
Phil on January 12th, 2011 at 7:25 pm

I love raw wool…
Mac on January 12th, 2011 at 8:54 pm

The reactions to these pics just proves how we are over all those smooth tanned over groomed looks we’ve had shoved down our throats for so long. We crave real men. Check out some old Playgirls from the seventies, funny how guys seemed so much more natural, and hairy, and hotter, back then.
Mehdi on January 14th, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Ok I’ll just go into a hole and die of lust. Oh my god Square. You sadist bastard <3 Now I can't close this web page Those aren't men, they're gods.
Maxime on January 14th, 2011 at 9:54 pm

Do someone know the name of the men in the 1 picS

Thx

Ps: they look so hot
jckfmsincty on January 15th, 2011 at 1:35 am

It’s time to move to Australia.
Jane on January 21st, 2011 at 8:13 pm

#5 is about the most amazing thing I have ever seen. Well, he could stand a bit more chest hair, as in the stunning guys in 8 through 11, but he more than makes up, in the face, shoulder, abs, arm, package & nipple departments, for any shortage of follicles.
Erick on January 31st, 2011 at 12:26 am

WOW!!!! I love aussy boys since I saw that calendar of Gods in past years. Thank you so much for the pictures.
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