Introducing the Star of Everyone’s Wet Dreams Tonight

Vanja Udovicic Shirtless

I feel that I have to deeply apologize to everyone for not mentioning this fine piece earlier in the game. Well, it’s better late than never — so here are screen grabs from everyone’s wet dreams tonight featuring the perfection that goes by the name of Vanja Udovicic. In case you care (which you should since I can assure you he’ll be a recurring cast), he’s the captain of Serbian water polo team. That means you can find photos of him in a hot pair of speedos all over the interwebs. I really can’t put into words how hot this guy is, but if “SEX” isn’t the first thing that came to mind when you view these pictures, you better get your libido checked.

Photos from Story.rs. Special thanks to Bill for the inspiration!

Vanja Udovicic Shirtless

Vanja Udovicic Shirtless

Vanja Udovicic Shirtless

Vanja Udovicic Shirtless

Vanja Udovicic Shirtless

  • Carlos

    Love all pics and love him, the last pic is particularly stunning!

  • Carlos

    What a beautiful guy! The last pic in the red speedos is particularly stunning.

  • Mckey

    Beautiful nipples but bad teeth.

  • Vaughan

    If those are bad teeth you should have seen the guy I went out with (if a 30 min rendezvous can be calles a date)… and don’t get me started on the smell. Some people don’t know about the benefits of deodorant.

    Anyway… I figure this guy smells like roses… and I would like to smell them, very close…

  • Boris

    What i like the most about water-polo players is the fact that they are so trigger-happy with the wax/razor as their swimmer colleagues are! They got the tone, not overly muscled body, with the benefit of the natural fur coat!

    Vanja is uber-sexy, and his long-haired, tattooed friend isn’t a slouch either!

  • Gilgil

    Oh god! He’s my star of today :)
    Found another photo of his:
    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7umaiBEv31qbyjjco1_500.jpg
    What i like about this photo, is the hint of: “hey, if you’ll look closely, you can see i’m wearing actually nothing, except of a string of something?!”

  • martyn

    Stunning!!! I think I’ve died and gone to heaven. Can somebody pass the Kleenex?

  • DoverDavid

    Very nice, handsome and hairy have always gone a long way with me.

  • J.B.

    I’ve had a letch for the Serbian water polo team for a while now, but to be honest I’ve always been too busy drooling over their pics to learn their names–so I didn’t recognize Udovicic. But I saw the picture and was like, “Huh. This dude looks like one of the Serbian water polo players, but that seems a little too esoteric for Square’s site.” Glad it’s not. Their beauty should be shared and appreciated :)

    • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

      @J.B Fear not, nothing is too esoteric for this site! As long as he makes the crotch tingles, it’s all that matters. It’s discovering one is bit of a bitch!

  • Jamesw

    Who’s the beef with him holding the number 5 cap?
    Whoa!

  • Rock in Sunny Florida

    How can we convince this hunk and Novak Djokovic they should appear together in the same underwear ad?

    Or the same porn film…..either would work.

    This man is totally hot. Love that photo in the red workout jacket, too.

  • Todd R

    Oh, what a hunk!

  • panini

    I’m so happy we can see his amazing feet. Perfect from head to toe!

  • szoszo

    i admit that is one unfortunate front tooth situation BUT it is in noooo way a case of bad teeth. it could be fixed easily but i think he isnt the vain sort of guy and some would even get extra hot for him like this, claiming its his sexappeal so to put it simply: hes absolutely perfect goddamit!

  • wmassguy

    Absolutely stunning! Good teeth are important to me though. That bad tooth in the front is a huge turn-off for me. Imagine kissing him? Yech! But the body….incredible!

  • hotgermanbutt

    anybody know if he is gay?
    will like to ….him

  • Googlenaut

    Who is that teammate of his? the number 5 with the tattoos? wow!

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