Our Prayers Answered: More Shirtless Phil in Vacation, Vacation, Vacation
This post may cause constant stiffness and excessive moisture so be warned. UK Channel 4’s “Vacation, Vacation, Vacation” is a travel show that was conceptualised in the deepest inner sanctum of my crotch — because Phil Spencer plus the beach equals major potential SHIRTLESSNESS. As the president of the Phil Spencer Appreciation Society, I urge all members who have the high definition capping facility to make proper caps of this series so we can fully appreciate and admire this piece of British daddy perfection in true-life quality, pixel by pixel. For now, here are some crotch explosives featuring Phil being massaged by the luckiest guy in the world (I’d give my first AND second born to do just that), his James Bond moment, obligatory shower scene and having a dip in the pool. The word perfection is really an understatement for this man.
Perfection… IN MOTION!
Next week, THIS.
There is a god…