Sunday Roast

By Square on April 17, 2011 in Actors

You know, these outdoor shots remind me of that point of time in my life where I used to drool excessively over those cheesy softcore hunks of VistaMen pretending to do everyday stuff in tight jeans shorts while essential 90s porn music. Good times. Anyways, this fine piece of ripped (and sadly shaved) beefcake here is Cuyle Carvin — an actor whose film and television work include “All My Children”, “Law & Order SVU”, “One Life to Live” along with priceless screen gems like “Switchback”, “Person of Interest” and the upcoming “Alien Opponent”. Someone please do the right thing by watching any of these masterpieces and report back! By report I mean report if he has decided to ditch the razor, because it’s already given Cuyle will be shirtless anyeway!

Here’s what the author Fred M. Grandinetti have to say about Cuyle Carvin’s charity colouring book (don’t ask).

He is also a fitness instructor in Los Angeles and star of the Cuyle Carvin Coloring Book. In the book the actor becomes a cartoon character helping a little boy learn good nutritional and exercise habits. As this subject is close to the actor’s heart the book is a non profit venture. It can be ordered by going to www.cuylecarvin.com.

This is why I am so jealous of the kids today — when I was a young gay I can only dream about a colouring book that has hot shirtless hunks in it.

Cuyle Carvin Shirtless

Also since I was supplied with the super high res version of the beach picture, here’s a look of what could’ve been if he puts that damn cursed razor down.

Cuyle Carvin Shirtless

And while I’m on the topic of Vista Men, here’s my favourite model Eric Fox (that’s his name on there just in case) who has helped me through various stages of puberty. Wonder what he’s up to now, because Sean Cody is calling!

Eric Fox Shirtless

Sadly, Eric, like other “fitness” models in his time was also a victim of the evil razor. Proof:

Eric Fox Shirtless

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bo on April 17th, 2011 at 2:08 am

I was gulping on a glass of water. Now my screen is all wet.

Not a good idea guys.
Mark on April 17th, 2011 at 8:57 am

Some guys just like baywatch babes.You just have a tendency to look at their tits than their faces.That first guy cuyle is the perfect example of that.
Frank Miller on April 17th, 2011 at 5:32 pm

My favorite Vista man was Marcel. So cute, so firm, such a great excuse for pookah beads.
WarpedRecord on April 18th, 2011 at 1:45 am

My screen is also all wet, but for an entirely different reason than Bo’s.
TXGUY on April 18th, 2011 at 8:24 pm

Cuyle is fine as hell and has some beautiful pits. I’m with you guys on ditching the razor
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