It’s The Hardest Thing (To Post This)

By Square on May 18, 2011 in Musicians

If I’m doing this 10 years ago, I don’t think I can even type a letter because my jaw will be on the floor, tongue is permanently stuck on screen and the room will be flooded by churned panty cream. Jeff Timmons, which is one of my biggest boyband crushes ever took his shirt (nothing else, sadly) off for middle aged ladies in Las Vegas ~~to pay the bills~~ as part of his Chippendale act. I don’t know, if I’m paying to see Jeff Timmons strip (especially in this economy), he better fucking strip! As an raging ex 98 Degrees fan, my ass feels a little sad posting this, actually… So keep the nasty comments to the minimum, people!

Jeff Timmons Shirtless as a Chippendale

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Sven on May 18th, 2011 at 10:26 am

it’s a little sad but it’s still very glad to see he’s keeping his awesome shape.

however, is it me or does his tan look fake?
KarmaLysing on May 18th, 2011 at 11:54 am

Sven – His tan and his wax job, actually. But I agree, he’s in excellent shape.
Mimi on May 18th, 2011 at 11:55 am

Jeez, at least take the pants off. What, is he afraid that if he goes any further, Kathryn Bigelow won’t take him seriously enough to cast in her next Oscar winning picture?
Colby Varner on May 18th, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Is it me or it seems his body is less sculpted than it used to?

Anyways, he still delicious. Would still chomp him down to the bone-(errr….)
Sammy on May 18th, 2011 at 2:34 pm

I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!! BEAUTIFUL!
Mallory on May 18th, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Yep, always liked him way back in the day. It’s a bit sad to see him having to be a Chippendale, but….at least he isn’t selling himself for crack on the corner or something. Point is, it can always be worse.
John on May 18th, 2011 at 5:11 pm

The chest tattoo really ruins it for me. Why ruin a perfectly good chest by writing all over it?
Muzzy on May 18th, 2011 at 10:19 pm

He got in shape pretty well. 10 years in the making.
TMZ had the video and his tried and true 90s hand gestures are so annoying.
I think this 360 degree view will make me stop wondering what he’s up to.
I think this is the last view of hotness and it’s all downhill from here.
On line you can see how amusing it is to see his 5’8″ frame next to the tall steroid monsters of Chippendales.
Thanks for the 10 year pec reunion, Jeffy.
panini on May 19th, 2011 at 2:17 am

He looks like Ty Pennington’s long lost brother, anyway love the muscles.
Todd R on May 19th, 2011 at 6:17 am

shaved pits, ick
Kevin on May 19th, 2011 at 7:02 am

jeff simmons is still hot ,this is more like it.keep up the good work keep em cummin
yagtaluda on May 19th, 2011 at 1:41 pm

I always thought he was the hottest in 98 degrees, and the best singer. He should ease off on the spray tan, but otherwise, yummo!
JAF on May 30th, 2011 at 7:31 am

Any chance we could see captures of Bren Foster’s shirtless scenes on The Days of Our Lives for May 23, 2011? Talk about HOT.
memyselfi on November 3rd, 2011 at 9:56 pm

jeff looks great as a chippendale he needs to get nick lachey to pose as one nick has the body like jeff has nick would make a great chippendale himself
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