Guess This SHAVED Chest
Another one stripped off his dignity! Yes, this is the Chris Evans incident of 2011 – but triple the disappointment. There’s not much guessing who this shaved chest belongs to, but if you really need a clue – it’s from the most anticipated 3D epic adventure this year. Click on to see the abomination in its fully glory.
I guess a hairy chest makes it difficult to shot in 3D? When I first saw first glimpse of Henry Cavill as Theseus in Tarsem Singh’s “Immortals” last year, I wasn’t sure whether Mr. Cavill’s lush follicle garden was kept intact. Let’s just say all my hopes and dreams were shattered when the trailer came out. Hollywood has decided that Henry’s chest fuzz should go because apparently hairy chests don’t exist in Greek mythology. That’s my only major complaint though, because “Immortals” has exploited this fine piece far better than that mess “Clash of the Titans”. But still, THEY FUCKING SHAVED HIM and that ain’t right!!!
Stephen Dorff will have his shirtless moments as well, based on the preview.
Also, am I the only one who doesn’t really care if Kellan Lutz shreds his shirt in this film?