A New Record High for Narcissism
Here’s a shirtless picture of one of the tangerine ducks from ITV “reality” series “The Only Way Is Essex”, Joey Essex. “The Only Way Is Essex” is like the British bastard child of “The Hills”, “The Real Housewives” and three dozens other similar reality series you love to hate. When I first saw this Efron-esque English Ken doll in action, I have to shamelessly admit that he gave me the tingles but upon two seconds in it is clear that the level of self loving is too much for any mortal to handle.
Here’s what Joey has to say about this new makeover to Heat magazine:
I feel a lot sexier than normal. I’ve got my top off and I’m all sweaty. This is definitely one of my sexiest days. I’m probably hitting, like, eight-and-a-half, nine, nearly a ten in sexiness. I like my new look, I think it’s really cool. Some of my skinny jeans chafe, I’ve been told by girlfriends that I shouldn’t wear them so tight.
When asked about if this new look will help him to pull the girls now that he’s single again:
It will, but I’ve already got all the girls after me.
I rest my case.