Anderson Cooper Shirtless in Anderson

By Square on September 18, 2011 in Others

Given the rarity of the occassion, the sight of a ~~perfectly waxed~~ chest of Anderson Cooper is SO news. He was being generous once before, and to help launch (of course) his new daytime talk show - the closet loving silver fox has treated us with another healthy dose of shirtlessness. This time, he’s getting a spray tan complete with painted muscles (not that he needs any thanks to all those gym sessions with le partner) and finding excuses to get shirtless yet again in a pool, all capped by Superherofan. That’s like the first rule in the “easiest ways to promote something” textbook right there. Personally I think that pale and natural is beautiful, it is a little sad that people think that everybody should look like an overgrown oompa loompa. You’ve probably seen the clip, but you can re-watch it after the jump anyway.

Referring to the second rule in text book, when do we get to see a leaked sex tape from Cooper and Maisani?

Anderson Cooper Shirtless in Anderson

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Paul on September 18th, 2011 at 5:30 am

Gorgeous face, great pex, BUT the pasty white hairless body does nothing for me. EEEK!
Todd R on September 18th, 2011 at 10:35 am

Shaved pits? I’m upset.
chuck on September 18th, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Snore.
len on September 18th, 2011 at 2:48 pm

GORGEOUS……but leave the spray paint for snooki! i LUV alabaster skin!
Josh on September 19th, 2011 at 1:16 am

Ya know, Anderson is sexy and attractive in his own special way. He does have a handsome face, and the body COULD be really hot, but he chooses to maintain a “simple” presence. OR – his boyfriend is the Alpha male and Anderson is his bitch .. and he demands Andy boy remain smooth, softer and pale.

Either way, to put it bluntly, I’d fuck Anderson Cooper, more than once. And if he were lucky, I might even let him get on his knees and suck my cock.

There, I said it, and I’m glad! lol

Thanks Square — interesting piece, and I do mean that literally.
John on September 19th, 2011 at 1:53 pm

I like.
Sam on September 21st, 2011 at 5:22 pm

LE UNF. I have been waiting way too long to see this man shirtless. I am soo happy for this website. SO turned on right now. DAMN.

Thanks Squarehippies
cxd on September 30th, 2011 at 10:57 pm

Could suck those nipples for days
NewOrleansGuide on February 20th, 2012 at 7:34 am

Picture it: New Orleans: August, 2010 – the 5th anniversary of that BITCH that blew through town in 2005. I’m riding my bike along the river and there’s little Anderson Cooper standing in the heat of a New Orleans August with his arms raised up over his head getting his armpits spritzed with water from spray bottles to make sure the cameras picked up his saturated pits.

I guess Vanderbilts don’t sweat.
John on February 27th, 2012 at 5:41 am

He is hot, love the nips. Stop shaving.
David on April 3rd, 2013 at 9:35 am

Sorry, as much I like A.C., he really doesn’t do anything for me. Just another pretty newsreader.