Anderson Cooper Shirtless in Anderson

Anderson Cooper Shirtless in Anderson

Given the rarity of the occassion, the sight of a perfectly waxed chest of Anderson Cooper is SO news. He was being generous once before, and to help launch (of course) his new daytime talk show  – the closet loving silver fox has treated us with another healthy dose of shirtlessness. This time, he’s getting a spray tan complete with painted muscles (not that he needs any thanks to all those gym sessions with le partner) and finding excuses to get shirtless yet again in a pool, all capped by Superherofan. That’s like the first rule in the “easiest ways to promote something” textbook right there. Personally I think that pale and natural is beautiful, it is a little sad that people think that everybody should look like an overgrown oompa loompa. You’ve probably seen the clip, but you can re-watch it after the jump anyway.

Referring to the second rule in text book, when do we get to see a leaked sex tape from Cooper and Maisani?

Anderson Cooper Shirtless in Anderson

Anderson Cooper Shirtless in Anderson

Anderson Cooper Shirtless in Anderson

Anderson Cooper Shirtless in Anderson

Anderson Cooper Shirtless in Anderson

  • Paul

    Gorgeous face, great pex, BUT the pasty white hairless body does nothing for me. EEEK!

  • http://twitter.com/marvelboy74 Todd R

    Shaved pits? I’m upset.

  • chuck

    Snore.

  • len

    GORGEOUS……but leave the spray paint for snooki! i LUV alabaster skin!

  • Josh

    Ya know, Anderson is sexy and attractive in his own special way. He does have a handsome face, and the body COULD be really hot, but he chooses to maintain a “simple” presence. OR – his boyfriend is the Alpha male and Anderson is his bitch .. and he demands Andy boy remain smooth, softer and pale.

    Either way, to put it bluntly, I’d fuck Anderson Cooper, more than once. And if he were lucky, I might even let him get on his knees and suck my cock.

    There, I said it, and I’m glad! lol

    Thanks Square — interesting piece, and I do mean that literally. ;)

  • John

    I like.

  • Sam

    LE UNF. I have been waiting way too long to see this man shirtless. I am soo happy for this website. SO turned on right now. DAMN.

    Thanks Squarehippies

  • cxd

    Could suck those nipples for days

  • http://www.tourcreole.com NewOrleansGuide

    Picture it: New Orleans: August, 2010 – the 5th anniversary of that BITCH that blew through town in 2005. I’m riding my bike along the river and there’s little Anderson Cooper standing in the heat of a New Orleans August with his arms raised up over his head getting his armpits spritzed with water from spray bottles to make sure the cameras picked up his saturated pits.

    I guess Vanderbilts don’t sweat.

  • John

    He is hot, love the nips. Stop shaving.

  • David

    Sorry, as much I like A.C., he really doesn’t do anything for me. Just another pretty newsreader.

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