Twilight for Adults?

By Square on October 6, 2011 in Actors

Before you get all giddy and excited, I’m sorry to tell you the picture on the left isn’t related to this post. The only reason I am posting this mess of a film is because of a fine piece of male beef called Cuyle Carvin, of whom I posted a few months back. You know, I don’t mind B or C grade films, in fact I LOVE them. What irks me the most about some of these filmmakers is that they really don’t understand the privilege of having a truly delicious male lead. To be fair, there is one scene in “Fog Warning” where Cuyle is deshirted (it’s on the poster too) but apart from that, I think it’s safe to say that watching the trailer is more than enough. It tells the story of three thugs – Cuyle, a scruffy blond cuteness and a Hurley lookalike who captured a very average looking female believing she’s a real vampire. If this is Twilight for adults, I refuse to be one. Cuyle, there’s a film offer for you right here – in my bedroom.

Cuyle Carvin in For Warning

To be honest, they really should’ve made a film based on this visual. In 3D of fucking course.

Cuyle Carvin Shirtless

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DoverDavid on October 7th, 2011 at 10:27 am

Awww he looks so lonely in that alley all by himself, perhaps I can keep him company.
Jason on October 7th, 2011 at 1:20 pm

“Twilight for Adults” Yea, its called True Blood.
jeremy on October 7th, 2011 at 10:33 pm

Wow, never heard of or seen him before. That bottom photo/the one unrelated to the film is HOT! Need more of him asap with a little more hair.
CJ on October 8th, 2011 at 9:08 am

Wow! This guys is hot! FYI – Cuyle appears half naked washing a car in the film PERSON OF INTEREST, released by Ariztical (a gay and lesbian home video company). Can’t wait to see him in FOG WARNING!
Square on October 9th, 2011 at 1:29 am

@CJ I will be forever thankful for that piece of information.
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