Twilight for Adults?
Before you get all giddy and excited, I’m sorry to tell you the picture on the left isn’t related to this post. The only reason I am posting this mess of a film is because of a fine piece of male beef called Cuyle Carvin, of whom I posted a few months back. You know, I don’t mind B or C grade films, in fact I LOVE them. What irks me the most about some of these filmmakers is that they really don’t understand the privilege of having a truly delicious male lead. To be fair, there is one scene in “Fog Warning” where Cuyle is deshirted (it’s on the poster too) but apart from that, I think it’s safe to say that watching the trailer is more than enough. It tells the story of three thugs – Cuyle, a scruffy blond cuteness and a Hurley lookalike who captured a very average looking female believing she’s a real vampire. If this is Twilight for adults, I refuse to be one. Cuyle, there’s a film offer for you right here – in my bedroom.
To be honest, they really should’ve made a film based on this visual. In 3D of fucking course.