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Jeff Timmons Shirtless

Look, I know it’s old news but I’m only posting this because of the countless nights AltaVista-ing shirtless pictures of Jeff as a young adult on a shitty modem that kept on disconnecting every 30 seconds. He didn’t exactly helped me through puberty, but he certainly helped sell tons of those bloody tween magazines thus successfully drained my high school / college pocket money. Teen idols, what would we do without them? Here’s a clip of the object of my adolescent crotch’s affection being photographed as a Chippendale dancer. I’ve never seen this one before, so if you have I don’t think you mind seeing it again. Thanks to Biks for this!

Jeff Timmons Shirtless

Jeff Timmons Shirtless

Jeff Timmons Shirtless

Footnote: Okay, I have to admit I felt a little sad after watching that – but Jeff does look AMAZING. Excuse me while I go curl up in my bed listening to “Invisible Man” while drooling at this cover art and wishing the one on the left will marry me one day. Just my typical night in the late 90s!

Invisible Man

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