Is There a No-Bulge Policy on Wisteria Lane?

James Denton Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

I’m all for shirtless scenes on primetime but here’s what James Denton should do. Number one, stop meddling with his chest. Number two, stop meddling with his face. These caps from  this week’s “Desperate Housewives” look like something from the second season. We have seen this look so many times, he needs to grow a goatee or something because viewers’ crotches are quite demanding these days. And what’s with the non existent bulge in those pyjama pants? I suspect there was some serious tuck game ala “Drag Race” happening in there. That being said, pass the Kleenex box when you’re done please.

James Denton Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

James Denton Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

James Denton Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

James Denton Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

James Denton Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

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