Is There a No-Bulge Policy on Wisteria Lane?

James Denton Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

I’m all for shirtless scenes on primetime but here’s what James Denton should do. Number one, stop meddling with his chest. Number two, stop meddling with his face. These caps from  this week’s “Desperate Housewives” look like something from the second season. We have seen this look so many times, he needs to grow a goatee or something because viewers’ crotches are quite demanding these days. And what’s with the non existent bulge in those pyjama pants? I suspect there was some serious tuck game ala “Drag Race” happening in there. That being said, pass the Kleenex box when you’re done please.

James Denton Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

James Denton Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

James Denton Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

James Denton Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

James Denton Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

  • mr

    There is some bulging going on there. JD is such a DILF – big time. I hope I age that well

  • Josh

    This is a hard one (no pun intended) Denton is a hot man. He’s sexy, masculine, handsome, built well. But, for some reason I’ve always just felt like he probably has a small weenie.

    So maybe it’s not that there’s so much “drag race” tucking going on, as it is that there just isn’t anything down there to bulge to begin with.

    Could be……..maybe we, as fans, should encourage him to do some full frontal, just to prove me wrong.

  • rupertbare69

    @Josh, I sort of agree with you………… But tell me if I’m wrong, but American television never seems to like showing cock………This is from an English point of view mind you……

  • Phil

    Rupertbare69-remember you shipped the most sexually repressed of your race over to us-the ‘Puritans’…

  • Phil

    Rupertbare69-remember you shipped the most sexually repressed of your race over to us-the ‘Puritans’…But I aggree with Josh too in that there probably just isn’t all that much ‘swingin’ down there…

  • Josh

    @Phil – I don’t think they shipped them over here, I think they left on their own accord and came here….. lol

    But yes, Rupert, indeed, America is perhaps the most repressed nation as far as showing cock. It’s like they pretend if they don’t show it in the mainstream, be it media, movies, etc. then it doesn’t exist.

    I think the majority of it though comes from the repressed homosexuality and the ruling homophobia…. the straight guys in the movie business who secretly yearn for cock, keep the imagery under lock and key in order to prevent anyone from learning that they’re really GAY. Afraid if they allow it to be seen, then people will question why they did and then assume it’s because they’re gay and want to see cock in the movies and TV.

    And the other side of it is, all the ignorant male homophobes in American society are afraid that if they see a cock other than their own, be it movies, TV, locker room, magazine, etc. .. then they will immediately become gay and want to have sex with men. You know I’m right on the mark with this …..!

    Either way it’s a lose lose situation……and I’m terribly afraid that it will never change. (and if the US govt has its way with the SOPA and APA bills, we may not even be able to see cock online anymore — make sure you call/write your reps and tell them if they know what is good for them they better vote AGAINST these two bills, or ELSE!)

    But back to Denton — I don’t know why, but I’ve always just had the perception that Denton is just average (maybe barely) when it comes to the dick.
    Maybe because he looks like a jock that I had a crush on back in high school who I had this intense fantasy about and what his dick looked like. I imagined it to be sort of thick, and about 7 inches hard ….. and then the first time I saw him naked in the lockers I was like OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME??! WHERE IS HIS PENIS?!?! He had a micro dick! Good
    thing he had a good body and a handsome face to compensate! LOL

    Hey, even if Denton does have a small one and even if he is a little bit older than my usual pickings — I’d still, without a doubt, hit, tap, and all other kinds of “that” with this man!

  • rodthehorny

    He is NOT a bad looking dahdy!!!

  • hampton

    go back to season 2-5 and you will see james denton before he shaved his chest.probably old hollywood code-the good guys shave their chests and the bad guys don’t. the most famous being william holden for the movie Picnic”
    now days they guys all shave their chests and get tats so they can look like gym bunny porn stars

  • http://twitter.com/marvelboy74 Todd R

    He’s hot, but his nipples are kinda tiny.

  • Yuuta

    His hot I don’t care about the size as long as he has one!! :)

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