Chris Evans. Shirtless. Beard.

And here’s Chris Evans being his hot self in Los Angeles shooting the cover for Details magazine (they better put the shirtless one on, damn it). This is premium Hollywood manbeef we’re talking about here, so I’m going to keep this short, sweet and obviously sticky. Number 3 beard – yes. Sunglasses – yes. Recovering hairy chest and torso – yes. Pink nipples – yes. Treasure trails – yes. Tatoos – HELL TO THE NO. Tell me it’s not real. Undo, undo!

  • lankyguy

    You know, he’s always had the tattoos. Yes? Tho the one under his collarbone is relatively new.

    • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

      @lankyguy Thanks for that! I don’t know shit. Most probably was blinded by his fury hotness all this while to notice them. Having said that the new one is a little too close for comfort, no?

  • sparks

    One of the hottest men on the planet for years.

  • http://uncacthulhu.blogspot.com yagtaluda

    I can live with the tattoos. I’d like to see his hair a bit longer, though. But really, like any of us would kick him out of bed for those “flaws”. :)

  • http://gasteiatp.tumblr.com Joe

    this guy is toxic.
    I don’t think I can stop looking at his body. I think Hollywood should be smart enough to appreciate his natural side – bearded, hairy and all.

    [j]

  • luvwang

    Good god, yes.

  • theroosez

    I could live without the tats, but really…what’s not to love about this fine piece of manmeat? I’d just love to get a close-up view of every single square inch of him!

  • http://thekomp.info biomeeting

    :)

  • Rockhopper

    I never did understand tattoos.

  • Seamus

    The beard is awesome, but thanks to those new tattoos…

    his brother Scott is the hotter one

  • Brendan

    I feel all tingly. I want him (and his gay brother, too).

  • Holt

    Oh dear… I don’t mind tattoos, unless it’s a wall of text. Ugh.

    This is a big -1 for me :(

    He should go shirtless more often now so we can cap it properly… I’m guessing sooner or later he’d be covered as much as Adam Levine right now.

  • Milton

    For me, Chris’s tatoos are NOT a deal-breaker. He’s always been the total package. Usually not into full beards, but Chris’s appeal helps him pul it off.

  • PretenderNX01

    I wonder what the text says, wish I had the opportunity to read it ;)

    I know the tat on his abs is in memory of a friend who died and the bull is in honor of his mom who’s a Taurus. I read that in an interview once way back when.

    I don’t mind tattoos, heck I find them kinda hot on the right guy. And he is the right guy.

  • Arthur

    The tattoos ruin it all.

  • Almoose

    nah tatoos add personality…. for example… Rick Genest, Muggler’s new muse.

  • http://www.marvelsbitch.tumblr.com Alexia

    he’s just fucking perfect let him have all the tattoos ahsjskdl btw i agree with what’s been said about the hair… he looks WAY hotter with longer hair, like in the gq photoshoot. YUM-MY.

  • Mira

    Honestly, I couldn’t care less about the tattoos. My family all have some tattoos so to me is okay. But…

    DAFUQ IS DIS MAN? How can someone be SO FUCKING HOT, how??? How is it possible???

    Oh my goodness, he’s everything anyone could ever want to get their hands on. And his buzz cut, oh boy, one of my fetishes. Damn you, Chris Evans. Damn you for not spreading clones all over the planet.

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