Chris Evans. Shirtless. Beard.

By Square on February 3, 2012 in Actors

And here’s Chris Evans being his hot self in Los Angeles shooting the cover for Details magazine (they better put the shirtless one on, damn it). This is premium Hollywood manbeef we’re talking about here, so I’m going to keep this short, sweet and obviously sticky. Number 3 beard – yes. Sunglasses – yes. Recovering hairy chest and torso – yes. Pink nipples – yes. Treasure trails – yes. Tatoos – HELL TO THE NO. Tell me it’s not real. Undo, undo!

Chris Evan Shirtless on Details Shoot

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lankyguy on February 3rd, 2012 at 5:56 pm

You know, he’s always had the tattoos. Yes? Tho the one under his collarbone is relatively new.
Square on February 3rd, 2012 at 6:24 pm

@lankyguy Thanks for that! I don’t know shit. Most probably was blinded by his fury hotness all this while to notice them. Having said that the new one is a little too close for comfort, no?
sparks on February 3rd, 2012 at 6:44 pm

One of the hottest men on the planet for years.
yagtaluda on February 3rd, 2012 at 6:55 pm

I can live with the tattoos. I’d like to see his hair a bit longer, though. But really, like any of us would kick him out of bed for those “flaws”.
Joe on February 3rd, 2012 at 6:57 pm

this guy is toxic.
I don’t think I can stop looking at his body. I think Hollywood should be smart enough to appreciate his natural side – bearded, hairy and all.

[j]
luvwang on February 3rd, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Good god, yes.
theroosez on February 3rd, 2012 at 8:32 pm

I could live without the tats, but really…what’s not to love about this fine piece of manmeat? I’d just love to get a close-up view of every single square inch of him!
biomeeting on February 3rd, 2012 at 11:35 pm
Rockhopper on February 3rd, 2012 at 11:48 pm

I never did understand tattoos.
Seamus on February 4th, 2012 at 12:21 am

The beard is awesome, but thanks to those new tattoos…

his brother Scott is the hotter one
Brendan on February 4th, 2012 at 4:00 am

I feel all tingly. I want him (and his gay brother, too).
Holt on February 4th, 2012 at 9:01 am

Oh dear… I don’t mind tattoos, unless it’s a wall of text. Ugh.

This is a big -1 for me

He should go shirtless more often now so we can cap it properly… I’m guessing sooner or later he’d be covered as much as Adam Levine right now.
Milton on February 4th, 2012 at 3:14 pm

For me, Chris’s tatoos are NOT a deal-breaker. He’s always been the total package. Usually not into full beards, but Chris’s appeal helps him pul it off.
PretenderNX01 on February 6th, 2012 at 10:09 am

I wonder what the text says, wish I had the opportunity to read it

I know the tat on his abs is in memory of a friend who died and the bull is in honor of his mom who’s a Taurus. I read that in an interview once way back when.

I don’t mind tattoos, heck I find them kinda hot on the right guy. And he is the right guy.
Arthur on February 10th, 2012 at 4:03 pm

The tattoos ruin it all.
Almoose on February 13th, 2012 at 11:37 am

nah tatoos add personality…. for example… Rick Genest, Muggler’s new muse.
Alexia on March 19th, 2012 at 7:23 am

he’s just fucking perfect let him have all the tattoos ahsjskdl btw i agree with what’s been said about the hair… he looks WAY hotter with longer hair, like in the gq photoshoot. YUM-MY.
Mira on June 21st, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Honestly, I couldn’t care less about the tattoos. My family all have some tattoos so to me is okay. But…

DAFUQ IS DIS MAN? How can someone be SO FUCKING HOT, how??? How is it possible???

Oh my goodness, he’s everything anyone could ever want to get their hands on. And his buzz cut, oh boy, one of my fetishes. Damn you, Chris Evans. Damn you for not spreading clones all over the planet.
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