Everything BUT the Bulge

By Square on February 1, 2012 in Athletes

Here’s the moving pictures version of that David Beckham panties ad for H&M earlier. You know, it’s nice for him to be shirtless and all (is there an undo tool for tats somewhere?), but the thing is he is mostly selling underwear not tattoos. When I want to buy me some chonies, I need to see the front, preferably in great detail. This advert is everything but the much anticipated crotch shot. Fine, only reason I need to see his bulge is to confirm these. I guess I’ll have to say extra prayers to the H&M Photoshop gods when I go to bed tonight!

David Beckham Underwear for H&M Commercial

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WMassGuy on February 1st, 2012 at 6:41 pm

It mystifies me what anyone sees in this ugly skinny man
wpb30635 on February 1st, 2012 at 11:41 pm

I’ve seen what is not shown in those pictures and it is one of the bigger reasons people like this skinny guy.
Mallory on February 2nd, 2012 at 1:11 am

I wouldn’t say he’s ugly. But James Wolk is a pretty hard act to follow. One that Beckham here isn’t up to.
bo_s on February 2nd, 2012 at 1:38 am

his ass is… flat… ish.
LooneyMan on February 2nd, 2012 at 7:01 am

Oh please. I’d jump him any day. You guys dont want him? I’ll take him.
Mark on February 8th, 2012 at 12:20 pm

As much as I love to see his half-naked body,I think he should slow down a lot from doing this kind of thing.He’s a father to a growing sons and a baby daughter.If Brad Pitt can do it so can he.Plus he’s not in his 20′s anymore and he’s definately not aging well I have to say.Just get shirtless once in a while and no more underwear ads in the future.
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Jack on November 9th, 2012 at 4:37 pm

Facially he is stunning, but his body? Not good… Too much crack chic! He needs to bulk up! He looks weird with his 40 year old face but 20 year old torso! Nice ass and legs, but please, Dave, hit the weights!!
Ruperbare on January 18th, 2013 at 8:00 am

Sorry, but it is it me, the pic or the undies, but does his arse look PECULIAR?????