Everything BUT the Bulge
Here’s the moving pictures version of that David Beckham panties ad for H&M earlier. You know, it’s nice for him to be shirtless and all (is there an undo tool for tats somewhere?), but the thing is he is mostly selling underwear not tattoos. When I want to buy me some chonies, I need to see the front, preferably in great detail. This advert is everything but the much anticipated crotch shot. Fine, only reason I need to see his bulge is to confirm these. I guess I’ll have to say extra prayers to the H&M Photoshop gods when I go to bed tonight!