Head, Shoulders and THAT BODY
While I’m on the topic of athletes with their tops off, here’s Michael Phelps having a nice shower for Head & Shoulders with (unfortunately) his speedos on. Well done H&S executives! We seem to come from the same filthy gutter, although I would direct him to put his hand inside his skimpies for maximum effect because everybody knows Head & Shoulders does not only clean the top part of your body! Mr. Phelps isn’t exactly the prettiest jock of the bunch, but it is a well established fact that THAT BODY makes up for everything else that’s lacking. I’ll take all the butter on his face, smear it on his body and lick it clean. Wait, did I just type that out?