Teenagers Are So Horny

Holden Nowell Shirtless

Why am I not a teenager in this decade? Maybe it’s because I can make fun of them, but the fact is they’re SO privileged. Gone are the days where you secretly stayed up past bed time to watch a risqué film (“No Way Out” is my childhood definition of risqué) featuring a 2 minute love scene by your favorite actor, for the sake of seeing him shirtless. Ah, the innocence. This model specimen is called Holden Nowell, and this is how you should exploit a piece of hotness – a music video “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen. Holden is not famous enough to have his own Wikipedia page but Adam Brody and Nicholas Hoult lovechild is getting all the exposure he needs with this video. Watch it after the jump. Tattoos are not real so don’t freak out.

Holden Nowell Shirtless

Holden Nowell Shirtless

Holden Nowell Shirtless

In other news, TWO model posts in a week? Yes I am disgusted with myself too.

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