Teenagers Are So Horny

Holden Nowell Shirtless

Why am I not a teenager in this decade? Maybe it’s because I can make fun of them, but the fact is they’re SO privileged. Gone are the days where you secretly stayed up past bed time to watch a risqué film (“No Way Out” is my childhood definition of risqué) featuring a 2 minute love scene by your favorite actor, for the sake of seeing him shirtless. Ah, the innocence. This model specimen is called Holden Nowell, and this is how you should exploit a piece of hotness – a music video “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen. Holden is not famous enough to have his own Wikipedia page but Adam Brody and Nicholas Hoult lovechild is getting all the exposure he needs with this video. Watch it after the jump. Tattoos are not real so don’t freak out.

Holden Nowell Shirtless

Holden Nowell Shirtless

Holden Nowell Shirtless

In other news, TWO model posts in a week? Yes I am disgusted with myself too.

  • Mallory

    Oh yes, very nice indeed. Good way to start my morning. Thanks Square.

  • Mckey

    Shaved armpit.Love it!

  • Ocalacam

    Very nice, but I’d say he’s the lovechild of Adam Brody and Brian J. Smith. ;-)

  • James

    GREAT advertisement!!! I just purchased the music video on iTunes to enjoy it over and over!

  • Glendon

    Oh god no this bitch’s song has infected another mind LOL the fact he turn out to be a mo is the only good part of this damn song.

  • woof

    I LOVE that scene from No Way Out, it still gets me hot. Not to mention how fine he looks in that uniform throughout the movie.

  • michael

    OMG…..all that perfection and his nose is totally offset and crooked!

  • brian

    The video was way fun. Talk about happy endings!

  • Ryan

    Holden Nowell is HOT!

  • smackthat

    is everyone here gay?

  • umm

    ewww smacktht yuhr dirty no one here is gay except you get a life

  • Rho

    I just wanted to point out that his tattoos ARE, in fact, real.

  • xarhkos

    hi, can someone find the font of his tattoo chest please!!!

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