Teenagers Are So Horny

By Square on March 14, 2012 in Others

Why am I not a teenager in this decade? Maybe it’s because I can make fun of them, but the fact is they’re SO privileged. Gone are the days where you secretly stayed up past bed time to watch a risqué film (“No Way Out” is my childhood definition of risqué) featuring a 2 minute love scene by your favorite actor, for the sake of seeing him shirtless. Ah, the innocence. This model specimen is called Holden Nowell, and this is how you should exploit a piece of hotness – a music video “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen. Holden is not famous enough to have his own Wikipedia page but Adam Brody and Nicholas Hoult lovechild is getting all the exposure he needs with this video. Watch it after the jump. Tattoos are not real so don’t freak out.

Holden Nowell Shirtless

In other news, TWO model posts in a week? Yes I am disgusted with myself too.

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Mallory on March 14th, 2012 at 4:53 am

Oh yes, very nice indeed. Good way to start my morning. Thanks Square.
Mckey on March 14th, 2012 at 6:15 am

Shaved armpit.Love it!
Ocalacam on March 14th, 2012 at 6:38 am

Very nice, but I’d say he’s the lovechild of Adam Brody and Brian J. Smith.
James on March 14th, 2012 at 8:31 am

GREAT advertisement!!! I just purchased the music video on iTunes to enjoy it over and over!
Glendon on March 14th, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Oh god no this bitch’s song has infected another mind LOL the fact he turn out to be a mo is the only good part of this damn song.
woof on March 14th, 2012 at 5:21 pm

I LOVE that scene from No Way Out, it still gets me hot. Not to mention how fine he looks in that uniform throughout the movie.
michael on March 15th, 2012 at 8:53 am

OMG…..all that perfection and his nose is totally offset and crooked!
brian on March 15th, 2012 at 4:24 pm

The video was way fun. Talk about happy endings!
Ryan on April 1st, 2012 at 8:49 am

Holden Nowell is HOT!
smackthat on April 5th, 2012 at 12:49 am

is everyone here gay?
umm on May 21st, 2012 at 7:03 pm

ewww smacktht yuhr dirty no one here is gay except you get a life
Rho on July 5th, 2012 at 9:39 pm

I just wanted to point out that his tattoos ARE, in fact, real.
xarhkos on November 27th, 2012 at 8:51 am

hi, can someone find the font of his tattoo chest please!!!