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Taylor Kitsch Shirtless as John Carter

“John Carter” is one of those films you go HUH at least 3 times before realising that piece of man hunk on the poster is actually the star of your dreams many times over so naturally you’d go MMM YES. Pulling a Jason Momoa, Taylor Kitsch is basically shirtless (nipples out is shirtless in my book OKAY) throughout this big budgeted mess. Is that enough to convince us droolers to torture our eyeballs sitting through 2 hours of hoards of feral Jar Jar Binks? I believe so, especially if you have a thing for men in loincloths. “John Carter” is playing everywhere in cinemas beginning last Friday.

Taylor Kitsch Shirtless as John Carter

Taylor Kitsch Shirtless as John Carter

Taylor Kitsch Shirtless as John Carter

  • The movie is pretty good actually, and the source story (almost a century old now) is the basis for many other films and comic books.

    I’m also soooooo glad they picked Mr. Kitsch over their other choice for the role: Tatum Channing. That *would have* made a mess of the movie.

  • rupertbare69

    Well what can one say, apart from more tosh from Disney, I should have expected this, wasn’t Disney resfor Pollyanna??????

  • rupertbare69

    *responsible for

  • Milton

    Once again, Taylor is an example of the genetic improvement program that must be going on in Canada. Keep the Canadians coming!

  • DoverDavid

    So helpless on the beach, face down, butt up, just the way I like them, and he’s not shaved like waxed fruit, that works too.

  • Debating on whether to see it in a theater or drive-in. I’m leaning towards drive-in. And parking really close to the screen. 🙂

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