Worth Torturing Your Eyeballs For

Taylor Kitsch Shirtless as John Carter

“John Carter” is one of those films you go HUH at least 3 times before realising that piece of man hunk on the poster is actually the star of your dreams many times over so naturally you’d go MMM YES. Pulling a Jason Momoa, Taylor Kitsch is basically shirtless (nipples out is shirtless in my book OKAY) throughout this big budgeted mess. Is that enough to convince us droolers to torture our eyeballs sitting through 2 hours of hoards of feral Jar Jar Binks? I believe so, especially if you have a thing for men in loincloths. “John Carter” is playing everywhere in cinemas beginning last Friday.

Taylor Kitsch Shirtless as John Carter

Taylor Kitsch Shirtless as John Carter

Taylor Kitsch Shirtless as John Carter

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