I feel like it’s my responsibility to introduce as much hotness as possible from across the pond, regardless of where they come from. Charlie King is a character in semi reality shit show “The Only Way is Essex” (“The Hills” and “Jersey Shore” British bastard lovechild) and is one of the many closeted guys they’re trying to pass as metrosexual Essex geezers. I don’t have time to watch this mess, but a glimpse of Charlie last night made my heart stopped for few seconds. So monkey like, so adorable. Turns out Charlie made
some fancy tub of lard called Gemma his beard on the show and broke the relationship off shortly after. I don’t give a rat’s ass what the storyline is, but producers PLEASE make him take his shirt off in a hot tub scene or something. Judging from the amount of scruff, my money is on light to medium furriness and possibly trimmed to hades too. Beggars can’t be choosers.
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