Uhm… Okay

By Square on April 2, 2012 in Actors

Today is brought to you by a very shirtless Joe Jonas on a beach in Sydney via ONTD. He doesn’t do a lot to me, but I’m sure many people will appreciate these shots more than I do. With all the teenage heartthrobs are getting younger and younger by the day (read: One Direction), one has to wonder how can he find work these days. Also, being around Wilder Valderrama doesn’t help either. Judging from the follicle pattern elsewhere, I’d say the waxing devil has done its fine work on Joe. And yes, I posted these just to say that.

Joe Jonas Shirtless

Joe Jonas

Tags: dark singer smooth

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Fredo on April 2nd, 2012 at 4:50 am

Funny that he does nothing to you, b/c I’m the exact opposite. He does plenty to me. He, like Zac Efron, has grown into quite a little stud.
sparks on April 2nd, 2012 at 5:18 am

He’s cute but he totally ruins his shirtless appeal with the hairlessness. I can totally appreciate men with little or no upper body hair, but men who DO have it, always look unnatural to me without it.
Bill Hinkle on April 2nd, 2012 at 6:24 am

He’ll need some brush burns from my furry pecs.
Christopher on April 2nd, 2012 at 9:17 am

Joe Jonas has matured into one gorgeous young man. like Zac
Efron JJ is equal parts pretty and masculine.
martymoose on April 2nd, 2012 at 9:24 am

Although quite good looking, he’s a bit smooth and shiny for me..
Mark on April 2nd, 2012 at 12:46 pm

You’re right,he doesn’t do anything for me either!Maybe when I am super super desperate then yes but on regular basis no!
JIM on April 2nd, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Trust me I would not kick him out of bed…..BUT!! NAH I would not invite him in!!
Everybody likes what their Vision of Adonis is but for me he’s not one.

PS: To be fair he would probally kick me out of his bed!!
Eric on April 2nd, 2012 at 12:57 pm

He is no doubt a very sexy guy and has grown up a lot. And he certainly looks so much sexier when he has stubble… But his chest is too smooth for my liking. For me, the sexiest thing a guy can have a nice, hairy chest. It doesn’t have to be a lot of chest hair, but I have never been a fan of a guy who has a smooth chest.
Andy on April 2nd, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Funny that you use One Direction as an example of teen heartthrobs getting younger and younger. Do you even know how old they are? LOL! Justin Bieber is younger than all of them.
Fredo on April 2nd, 2012 at 1:33 pm

lol @ the notion of Joe Jonas being someone’s “super desperate fall-back plan”. he’s gorgeous. Madness, I say!
macca on April 2nd, 2012 at 4:24 pm

He’s *crazy short!
Jack on April 2nd, 2012 at 5:11 pm

He’s not even got a treasure trail!! Sigh…
Bobby on April 2nd, 2012 at 6:05 pm

I remember his arms and legs being hairier than this. Is he shaving his legs now too?
myserlg on April 2nd, 2012 at 7:43 pm

It wouldn’t be a surprise if he turns out gay.
bob frank on April 3rd, 2012 at 2:25 pm

He actually turns me on, especially with his facial hair and his generally manly ways of dress. I would guess, from looking at these pictures, that his chest hair is just starting to grow in, like Zac Efron’s was a couple of years ago.
DoverDavid on April 3rd, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Just another piece of waxed fruit. Pass!
Joe on April 4th, 2012 at 4:20 pm

I don’t like Joe Jonas at all.. there were some pictures of him and Nick at the beach recently, Nick was much better