Better than Prometheus: Cuyle Carvin in Alien Opponent

By Square on May 28, 2012 in Actors

Actually, it’s even better than “Aliens vs Avatars” – so this film is actually much better than anything else out there. “Alien Opponent” is also known as “Alien Infiltration”, because ‘infiltration’ is such a big word that you might be tricked into thinking a lot of intelligence has been put into this mess (pretty much like this website, to be honest). No, I CANNOT hate this – because it has been blessed by the succulent piece of manmeat that is Cuyle Carvin. No one can ever fault this gift from the shirtless gods to humankind.

Cuyle Carvin Shirtless in Alien Opponent

The stroke of genius doesn’t stop there!

Shirtless Guy in Alien Opponent

If you’re interested which you probably are – Cuyle will star in straight-to-this-blog “Captain Battle: Legacy War” which by the looks of the cover and this leaked shot from his IMDB page is MILES better than Chris Shavean‘s “Captain America”. That is a fact.

Cuyle Carvin Shirtless in Captain Battle: Legacy War

Also, this quote on his website.

If you don’t like Cuyle Carvin, then you just plain don’t like actors!!!
Josh Beetle Bailey, Super Fan

MY LOVE HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER.

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Mckey on May 28th, 2012 at 9:20 am

Yawn….Next Please!
scarreduser on May 28th, 2012 at 9:27 am

OH MY Stars and Garters , Square , What are you trying to do to me ? I am at work . It is a casual day so I wore shorts , blue ones . There has been a bit of a wet spot on the front all morning. I have had to go to the mens room several times to ” attend to things ” . I make sure that I splash a little water so my plight is not too obvious ……..
SZK on May 28th, 2012 at 10:17 am

His character is gay in the upcoming “Snake Club: Revenge of the Snake Woman,” so hopefully that means a little Carvin-on-man action onscreen.
todd r on May 28th, 2012 at 11:21 am

Hunky!
michael on May 28th, 2012 at 5:45 pm

OMG, OMG. i, just really dont know what to say….that is 100% prime grade A beef-on-the-hoof. i have to see this for the sake of curiosity…what possible plot would involve him running about in his underwear? not that im complaining, cause it looks like quite a nice package, but just the same….
GMaster on May 28th, 2012 at 10:39 pm

OK Somebody please help me. I can’t for the life of me figure out what the hell I’m looking at in those two close up shots of the back of the dudes shorts where something is either hanging out of or crawling into his pant leg. Am I missing something or does anyone know what the heck that is.
Mallory on May 29th, 2012 at 1:38 pm

THIS….*cough* is a very nice piece of ass Square. Thanks.
Brendan on May 29th, 2012 at 9:04 pm

@GMaster I’m glad I’m not the only one who can’t figure it out…
Beagz on May 29th, 2012 at 9:15 pm

It looks like a leech-type creature crawling up to take control of the host – a’la “The Wrath of Kahn”?
jeep_driver on July 1st, 2012 at 3:00 am

doesn’t a the proportion of the nose on a man equate to where they most likely will place regarding some other part of the anatomy or is it just wishful thinking? i am by no means a stickler for size but a centimeter more than just average is perfect for my purposes.
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