Here’s the (Only) Reason Why Mirror, Mirror Doesn’t Suck

Armie Hammer Shirtless in Mirror Mirror

You know what, I wanted to hate this year’s big pile of mess “Mirror, Mirror” as much as the next person but with Armie Hammer‘s generosity with skin featuring his bountiful furry patch – I simply can’t and I’m sure you wouldn’t say no too after this post. I have a strange feeling “Snow White and The Hunstman” which is coming out end of this month will not feature any kind of shirtlessness even with fine pieces like Chris Hemsworth and Sam Claflin, and this is where “Mirror Mirror” shines. Is it worth to torture your eyeballs for some Armie Hammer skin? I’d say – a big fat hairy YES.

Armie Hammer Shirtless in Mirror Mirror

Armie Hammer Shirtless in Mirror Mirror

Armie Hammer Shirtless in Mirror Mirror

Also, they have a hot dwarf. You know which one I’m referring to.

Hot Hairy Dwarf in Mirror Mirror

The rest of it is pretty much warm poo on a cold pavement. Is Sean Bean meant to sell Whoppers? I can’t even…

Sean Bean as Burger King in Mirror Mirror

  • DoverDavid

    Mmmmm I like him in the royal robe with the dark green trim.

  • bo_s

    I love your comment on Sean Bean’s costume.

  • KarmaLysing

    1) Anything that gets Armie Hammer out of his clothes is okay by me. I’ll watch it on DVD with the sound off when it comes to Netflix.

    2) Sean Bean is still less creepy than the actual Burger King, but daaaaaaaaaaannnnnng… WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!??!!

  • Eric

    Armie Hammer = Pure sexiness! I remember when this move first came out Armie was talking about how they wanted to shave his chest hair for the role, but he refused and wouldn’t let them. I’m glad he refused because Armie is so much sexier with some chest hair! LOVE IT!

  • Chris

    I really wanted this to be good, because I really do like Gregory Maguire’s work, generally. I think Mirror, Mirror was the first one I read after “wicked” but by the comments I am assuming they screwed up the adaptation.

  • Daknee

    This guy is pure perfection! I hope his career goes far.

  • Mark

    He looks a lot like the young Brendan Fraser!Also he has a big brown nipples!Lol!!

  • Matt

    You should do a post on the furry little person Sebastian Saraceno who played Wolf (appropriately enough – lol). Do an image search for him, he’s hot!

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  • QCNiceGuy

    Wow, oh wow. He is divine. He brings back such fond memories of my best friend and deepest crush of all times. Same delightful chest hair that fueled many a fantasy!

  • http://twitter.com/marvelboy74 todd r

    very cute and liking the hair. The little person is kind of attractive, maybe he would be better with a goatee.

  • scarreduser

    I love it !! errrr Him …But I’m with you again on this one Karma

  • figofan

    I had the good fortune to spend an hour in Armie Hammer’s company when he was doing promotion for THE SOCIAL NETWORK. He and his wife are both drop-dead gorgeous in person, and both of them seemed like genuinely nice people. I hope he has a long career.

  • Jasper

    Good for Armie bucking the razor fad! His chest hair pattern along with his dark aureoles set his chest apart from others. He has big, brown, puppy dog eyes, and take a gander at that hip span – woof! He’s carrying a manly caboose good for some adventurous train riding and rodeo bronco riding. Keep the clothes off and let’s see you in some tighter pants, some Speedos and even less to nothing.

  • Dee

    I loved “Mirror, Mirror”. Clever, witty, droll, funny, great visuals, Julia Roberts as I see her, a hot dwarf, why the hate?

  • KarmaLysing

    It seems that in addition to being a scorching hottie of near-epic proportions, Armie Hammer is also a stand-up guy:

    http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/armie-hammer-rescues-woman-after-car-crash-1713887.story

  • Trey

    Armie has always been one of the super hot, sexxy guys. I love his hairy chest, and beautiful smile. I hope we see A LOT more of this hot, hot stud.

  • Trey

    Armie has always been one of the super hot, sexxy guys. I love his hairy chest, and beautiful smile. I hope we see A LOT more of this hot, hot stud.

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