Here’s the (Only) Reason Why Mirror, Mirror Doesn’t Suck

Armie Hammer Shirtless in Mirror Mirror

You know what, I wanted to hate this year’s big pile of mess “Mirror, Mirror” as much as the next person but with Armie Hammer‘s generosity with skin featuring his bountiful furry patch – I simply can’t and I’m sure you wouldn’t say no too after this post. I have a strange feeling “Snow White and The Hunstman” which is coming out end of this month will not feature any kind of shirtlessness even with fine pieces like Chris Hemsworth and Sam Claflin, and this is where “Mirror Mirror” shines. Is it worth to torture your eyeballs for some Armie Hammer skin? I’d say – a big fat hairy YES.

Armie Hammer Shirtless in Mirror Mirror

Armie Hammer Shirtless in Mirror Mirror

Armie Hammer Shirtless in Mirror Mirror

Also, they have a hot dwarf. You know which one I’m referring to.

Hot Hairy Dwarf in Mirror Mirror

The rest of it is pretty much warm poo on a cold pavement. Is Sean Bean meant to sell Whoppers? I can’t even…

Sean Bean as Burger King in Mirror Mirror

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