Here’s the (Only) Reason Why Mirror, Mirror Doesn’t Suck
You know what, I wanted to hate this year’s big pile of mess “Mirror, Mirror” as much as the next person but with Armie Hammer‘s generosity with skin featuring his bountiful furry patch – I simply can’t and I’m sure you wouldn’t say no too after this post. I have a strange feeling “Snow White and The Hunstman” which is coming out end of this month will not feature any kind of shirtlessness even with fine pieces like Chris Hemsworth and Sam Claflin, and this is where “Mirror Mirror” shines. Is it worth to torture your eyeballs for some Armie Hammer skin? I’d say – a big fat hairy YES.
Also, they have a hot dwarf. You know which one I’m referring to.
The rest of it is pretty much warm poo on a cold pavement. Is Sean Bean meant to sell Whoppers? I can’t even…