Stretching for Gold (in Awkward Angles)

By on May 22, 2012 in Athletes 

Here’s a bunch of American athletes including an armless Michael Phelps and a headless Brendan Hansen (via Buzzfeed) warming up for your pleasure London 2012. 2 out of 3 people I know (I don’t know that many people) are NOT looking forward to the Olympics as it will be a logistical nightmare – but these shots do soften the blow a little. I just wish photographer Lucas Jackson stop trying to be so farty and include the heads of some of these fine olympians especially Brendan. Oh well, off to Photoshop I go then.

Michael Phelps, Swimmer (pre-epilation because we all know chest hair fucks with your dynamics in water)

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Brendan Hansen, Swimmer (pre-epilation)

Brendan Hansen Shirtless

Jordan Burroughs, Freestyle wrestler

Jordan Burroughs Shirtless

Jake Herbert, Freestyle wrestler

Jake Herbert Shirtless

David Boudia, Diver

David Boudia Shirtless

Justin Lester, Greco-Roman wrestler

Justin Lester Shirtless

Thomas Finchum

Thomas Finchum Shirtless

Troy Dumais, Diver

Troy Dumais Shirtless

Troy Dumais Shirtless

Also, I think they share the same set as this fluffy pussy.

Fluffy Kitten

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  1. Fredo on May 22nd, 2012 at 10:08 am

    Damn, Michael Phelps has some nice dinner-plate nipples.

  2. Eric on May 22nd, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Woah! I’m definitely LOVE Michael Phelps big nipples! What I’d give to suck those! lol So sexy!

  3. scarreduser on May 22nd, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    Jake Herbert ?? !!!! YES

  4. Mommie Dammit on May 23rd, 2012 at 8:04 am

    Thank you for the buffet of nummies with my morning coffee. However, if these pic’s are any indication of the training our Olympic athletes are receiving, we’re in trouble and headed for some injured Olympians before they ever get to London. With the exception of Thomas Finchum and (possibly) David Boudia, these pictures are all indicative of ballistic stretching (hit the point of resistance and bounce) – something that has been proven for decades to be worthless, but stupid coaches still use it. It does nothing for your muscles or connective tissues, except set them up for injuries. STATIC and Dynamic stretching, as any ballet, modern, or jazz dancer/teacher could tell you – and a growing number of responsible coaches – is the key to successful warm-up and reducing injuries. Static stretching takes you to the point of resistance, holds there and then pushes it further out, giving you true “stretch” and improving elasticity and range of motion. Dynamic does similar work with muscle and connective tissues, but is placed within the “regular” range of motion specific to what exercise you’re warming up for. Ballistic stretching does the exact opposite… OK, so 9 years of modern, jazz, and ballet classes left me something of a martinet. I’ll go back to my coffee now.

  5. DoverDavid on May 23rd, 2012 at 8:50 am

    I’ll put my my money on Fluffy Pussy to win in the 100 meter dash.

  6. KarmaLysing on May 23rd, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    DoverDavid – ROFLMAOH… ALL UR 100 METUR DASHIZ R MIEN!!!!!

    Is it greedy of me to want one of each?

  7. kevin on May 23rd, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    love to lick michael phelp’s sexy chest!!!!!

  8. Erne on May 23rd, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    I absolutely LOVE Jordan Burroughs.. seriously… I want him inside my pants

  9. todd r on May 24th, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    jake and michael for me please

  10. arkcub on June 2nd, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    I’ll take Jake, please! That beefy face and hairy chest… I’d love to be in a half-nelson with him!

  11. ncbabe on July 3rd, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Phelps has gigantic areolas, I been with chicks whose nipples are not as big as his. Hes sorta a freak.

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