You Light Up My Libido

By on May 29, 2012 in Featured, Others 

I always think candles are pretty useless apart from when you have a blackout (even then you can’t remember where you put those bloody things) until I saw this steamy pornotional promotional short “Il Palazzo” for John Saint-Denis candles, via Kenneth in the 212. If that piece of hairy beef comes gratis with purchase, I’ll have one in every scent. Screw that, I’ll order all the stock they have so you bitches can’t put your dirty paws on him. He has that face of someone who would never cheat on you, but the fact is he’ll be screwing anything that moves. The clip contains firm buttocks so proceed with caution and enough tissues. Oh and the name is Peter Calandra. You’re welcome.

Peter Calandra Shirtless

Peter Calandra Shirtless

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  1. Mike on May 29th, 2012 at 10:21 am

    Wow!!!!
    So very tasty and tantalizing.
    Never a candle kind of guy before, but I’ll have to reconsider.
    ;-)

  2. Jack on May 29th, 2012 at 10:34 am

    Just an incredible bit of salesmanship. And the candles are nice too!! :-P

  3. Taylor on May 29th, 2012 at 11:35 am

    http://vimeo.com/34679871

  4. Christopher on May 29th, 2012 at 11:56 am

    excellent pecs and nipples. a stunning hot guy. :-)

  5. William on May 29th, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Shared with friends on Facebook and email as “My Imaginary Life”. Thanks!

  6. Square on May 29th, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    @Taylor Where do I send my first born to?

  7. Ben on May 29th, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    I’d like a candle that smelt of HIM!

  8. Sammy on May 29th, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    I’m in love. LOVE.

  9. Bro on May 29th, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    WANT

  10. Stuart on May 30th, 2012 at 2:10 am

    Some idiots are so hot that you’ll tolerate the fire code violations. The partner obviously ran out to buy smoke detectors and lube.

  11. Square on May 30th, 2012 at 2:56 am

    @William You’re very welcome!

    @Stuart LOL I think I will self lubricate for this one. Naturally.

  12. Rupertbare on May 30th, 2012 at 4:22 am

    I’d love to blow out his candle……..as well as eat his arse…….

  13. David Hollingsworth on May 30th, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    I think I just found my new love.

  14. Mark on May 30th, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    The right amount of chest hair on a perky pecs with a pair of very gorgeous comesuckme nipples!!I just want to motorboat that pecs all day!!

  15. Peter Calandra Shirtless in Johnathon Bed Sheets Commercial - Squarehippies.com on May 31st, 2012 at 5:01 am

    [...] further investigation, it turns out that the salesman of the year Peter Calandra has been whoring out another domestic product in ”Saturday Morning” for Johnathon [...]

  16. Chip Stroup on May 31st, 2012 at 6:43 am

    How tall is he? How old?

  17. Joey Lawrance on June 3rd, 2012 at 9:07 am

    He is arrogant and unapproachable. Whoring out is precisely what he does

  18. lordy on June 3rd, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    j’adore

  19. John on June 7th, 2012 at 4:49 am

    very hot now i have a woody

  20. Willy on August 9th, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    oui, oui. But what’s with the credits at the end?

  21. Garreth on October 20th, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    I waaaaant his candle!

  22. shosho jones on November 7th, 2012 at 7:31 am

    nice tits and nips, that’s about it (an dhe looks like he has a super small cock, too)

  23. John on March 5th, 2013 at 4:00 am

    Very hot guy. He can have his way with me.

  24. David on April 5th, 2013 at 2:31 am

    At least we know he showers before……

  25. babyboy on June 15th, 2013 at 10:39 am

    a ‘HAPPY MEAL”…. YUM!

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