100% Pure Australian Beef

Apparently last weekend seems to be the beefcake festival around the globe. If your taste swings towards the light and blond variety – feast your eyeballs on these Chris Hemsworth shots (via Dlisted) making guests request extra towels in Sydney’s Park Hyatt Hotel. This is pure mass of a man, although I can’t say that the hair does a lot to my libido but OF COURSE I’d still climb this like a fucking coconut tree. Here’s hoping “Thor 2” will have twice the skin than the first one!

  • Daz

    gotta… follow… that… trail…

  • balloonsandcandy

    i love him <3

  • Matt

    Those pink nips are so gorgeous!But then again what can you expect from a blond guy!He looks just fine without the facial hair!With facial hair he looks a lot older than his actual age.

  • Boris

    For a smooth guy, he is very dishy… and the “sadness veil” that seem to be permanenly etched on his face adds a level of sexiness to his whole package…

  • DoverDavid

    Maybe it’s the hairless form, but he does nothing for me.

  • Eric

    I don’t know why, but he just doesn’t do anything for me. Maybe it’s his long hair, which I find to be unattractive and beyond ugly. Or maybe it’s because he is just too smooth for my liking. I don’t know, he just doesn’t do anything for me.

  • Pat

    Treasure trail – good.

    Muscles – very good.

    Head of hair — too much; needs cutting.

    Body hair — too little.

    Bottom line — I guess I end up almost like DoverDavid and Eric….. Chris is extremely well built but somehow I’m not getting excited over him on any level other than admiration for the results of his workout.

  • KarmaLysing

    I’ll take him. All of him. Repeatedly. For days. And days.

  • okcspooge

    I think he is tremendous. May he be blessed with eternal youth and testosterone for not ruining his body with tattoos.

  • Mallory

    I prefer his brother to him, by a ton. I mean he is nice looking, but there is just something about Chris that doesn’t do it for me. Its like his face doesnt match his body, and even that I dont care for very much. Good actor though.

  • Martin

    i want a Hemsworth Brother Sandwich 24/7/52..Chris and Liam are just so VERY VERY Hoooott !!

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