Can We Bring Back the Hair?

Over the years, my love for Adam Levine has faded gradually. I don’t know, maybe he seems douchier and douchier as the time goes by. Adam graces the cover of Details this month and he definitely doesn’t look douchey at all. He’s fully clothed here because you know, majority of Details readers are straight as an arrow so they really don’t appreciate a half naked male subject on the cover. Despite the lack of skin, these shots are undoubtedly delicious and to compensate, I’ve included some of his candid shots that have been circulating around last month.

Adam Levine in Details Magazine

Adam Levine in Details Magazine

Adam Levine in Details Magazine

Adam Levine in Details Magazine

Adam Levine in Details Magazine

Adam Levine in Details Magazine

Adam Levine in Details Magazine

Adam Levine in Details Magazine

Adam Levine in Details Magazine

Adam Levine in Details Magazine

Adam Levine in Details Magazine

Adam Levine in Details Magazine

  • Matt

    You’re right he’s a douche but I don’t really care that much about that because I know there are more bigger douche bags than him like John Mayer,Kanye West,Kings Of Leon frontman and etc.I also believe Adam is living very luxuriously deep in the closet.He loves it in there and probably won’t come out!Yup I’ve said it!My gaydar says he is either gay or bi but not 100%straight.

  • Bob

    Don’t care either way. The tattoos are yuk! yes, I’d kick him out. What a waste of natural beauty.

  • http://twitter.com/marvelboy74 Todd R

    great hairy legs

  • Optilux

    Sexy face but
    Way. To. Much. Tatoos. Nuff Said.

  • okcspooge

    He will spend his lifetime trying to convince himself that he doesn’t regret getting all those hideous tattoos. And a beautiful body it was.

    He should stay out of politics. Some of his comments make him come off as douchebag-esque.

  • eagander

    Definitely does not look good buzzed (head or chest).

  • joe

    he used to be so hot.. then the tattoos happened

    no thanks

  • Marcus

    “Way. To. Much. Tatoos”

    Is this for real?

  • DoverDavid

    Never did anything for me. Pass.

  • lordy

    sezzy (sexy sleezy)

  • Willie

    Instead of moves like Jagger….should have been “be like Beckham.”

    Yes, nice legs, and aside from all the distraction “art” elsewhere, he could be attractive. But hey…I ain’t taken him home to met mama cause I won’t put up with his closet-ness……

  • Willie

    Instead of moves like Jagger….should have been “be like Beckham.”

    Yes, nice legs, and aside from all the distraction “art” elsewhere, he could be attractive. But hey…I ain’t taken him home to met mama cause I won’t put up with his closet-ness……

  • rodthehorny

    the tats is a turn off but other than that i will do him.

  • Mike

    Agreed with the majority – he’s a sell-out and become so very douchey in his try to “be so hollyweird”. Too bad he destroyed a beautiful body with all that shitty ink everywhere, and ink that has no meaning…..just random crap all over the place. Sad indeed. Would love to have back the original Adam that I used to know. Not attractive at all anymore. He’ll be an overweight, has-been wannabe in another 5 years. Too bad.

    And PS. He’s not straight. And he knows it. So add denier and liar to his list of sell out douchey-ness.

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