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Abercrombie & Fitch Models Sing Call Me Maybe

Damn. Just when you think you’re going to have a WAX FREE day this came out. I never felt the need to shop in Abercrombie & Fitch in fear of getting a little too excited in public – so to help the economy, the brand manwhores are out in full force riding the Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” train (this needs to stop) half naked at their flagship stores around the world. Let’s face it, whatever your taste in men is, deep inside we all want to be that lady in 2:27.

Abercrombie & Fitch Models Sing Call Me Maybe

Abercrombie & Fitch Models Sing Call Me Maybe

Abercrombie & Fitch Models Sing Call Me Maybe

  • Boris

    They are all SHRIMPS!

  • Christopher

    a very enjoyable music video. a guy with the A&F look as always
    been my favorite type. :-)

    also a special note to Squarehippies-
    while i always enjoy your humorous posts i think the term
    “half-naked” should be retired, unless models are wearing
    say a really small speedo or g-string the term “half-naked”
    is meaningless. i don’t see how guys wearing pants and
    shoes can be referred to as “half-naked”. the best term
    to use would simply be shirtless. agreed? :-)

  • Robert E

    “half-naked” is an asinine term that reminds me of the
    sexually totally messed up ’40s-’50s (See the movie
    “Kinsey”, I worked for IU, the university where his
    institute resides)

    Boris, if there were no shrimps, there would be nothing
    to sustain the bigger fish…..think about it.

    • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

      @Robert E Whoa, you just said a mouthful there my friend! Besides, shrimps are sustainable. It’s the big ones you have to find!

  • Just A Guy

    What’s so apparently evil and wrong with half-naked? How is it asinine? Where’s the logic in either persons having such an issue with the term?

    There are two main articles of clothing on the body. One for the upper, called a shirt. One for the lower, called pants. Together those equal a whole of two. If you remove one half from a whole you are left with a HALF. So if a shirt is off and pants are on, that person is half naked, and vice versa. These guys are half naked. So explain the logic of why it’s wrong? Are you not smart enough to know what part of the naked is naked unless it is identified by saying “shirtless”? What personal affront did half naked commit against you that you hate it so? I mean really, think about it…….

    Mister Square, sir, it is your site, you can do with it as you wish…… and those who want otherwise, can start their own blog, ya know?

    Now on to the meat — First, you are absolutely right this whole Call Me Maybe shit has GOT TO STOP. At all costs. It’s absolutely ANNOYING. Much like today’s Saturday Night Live “actors”….. they don’t know when to stop!

    And as for these guys being attractive, I agree with Boris. Just proof that in the gay world as long as you have a ripped torso or a big penis, the rest doesn’t matter. I don’t find these guys all that attractive. They just seem like such mindless drones. Others may disagree though, and hey, I have no dog in that fight — A&F has to make money somehow…. this is just me making my own opine.

    Have a nice day ! :)

  • WannaBuyaDuck

    Smells like testosterone

  • David

    Why can’t someone make a commercial with bears doing the same thing?

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