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Shia Labeouf Shirtless in Sigur Rós - Fjögur píanó

Let’s face it, most of us went on YouTube to watch this artistic music video “Fjögur píanó” for Sigur Rós and the only reason it has close to half a million views is to see Shia LaBeouf’s side peen. Yes, it is visible at 00:48 but I don’t see what’s the fuss is all about unless you’re a hipster who constantly dreams about things like this all the time. The only thing that compensates wasting 8 minutes of my life is the fact that he’s shirtless half of the time although with that douchey hairdo, this is hardly worth anything. Thanks to Johnny for the heads up!

Shia Labeouf Shirtless in Sigur Rós - Fjögur píanó

Shia Labeouf Shirtless in Sigur Rós - Fjögur píanó

  • Talmadge MacGooliger

    I never found him attractive to begin with, and the patchouli hairstyle and overwhelming pretension of the video don’t do anything to help. Pretty song, though.

  • DoverDavid

    He always looks like he’s in need of a good bath.

  • alguien

    i liked the movie. it was poetic and sad and visually stunning.

    laboeuf’s peen was a mere 3 second detail at the beginning.

  • jeremy

    How are so many people missing the exquisite beauty of this visual art experience? Just as with TREE OF LIFE people are throwing around “pretentious”. I’m starting to believe people use that word when they experience something that requires a bit more mental chewing. While he may not necessarily fit my typical hairy preferences I find his heart wide open here. We all have different preferences – I realize that. Isn’t it time we stop judging so harshly though? I want to love men of all shapes and sizes especially if it is physical features they can’t change. Mind you, I come here with the mind that there will be more hairy hunks, but still I’m in a spot of life where tearing others down for physical appearance is too superficial for my time. Peace. Love. Light. Squarehippiehotties. <3

  • GMaster

    Fake Poser CRAP pure and simple. I don’t buy it.

  • Jack

    Beautiful music, attractive people, well choreographed movement. Thank you for bringing this video forward. I’ll admit that I’ve always been attracted to Shia LaBeouf and seeing him in the altogether was a nice thing, it wasn’t the most important part of this video. The art is.

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  • Okcspooge

    Shia LaBeouf, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Squarehippies, & me locked up together for twenty minutes. As Tracy Morgan would say, “somebody gonna git pregnant.”

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