The Curse of Non-Shirtless Bourne Film Ends Here

By Square on June 4, 2012 in Actors

Take that, Matt Damon (but that’s what Chris Evans said and look at him now)! Jeremy Renner might not be the prettiest leading men on the block and despite the lack of natural body fur – there is something extremely sexy and quite manly about him and I can’t exactly point it out. It’s one of life’s greatest mysteries, you know. Hey, he went into a frozen river shirtless just to satisfy you skin hungry bitches! Jeremy is treating his fans as Aaron Cross in the upcoming “The Bourne Legacy” with several shirtless scenes as seen in the trailer. Thanks to Laddie for the heads up!

For those of you who are too lazy to read the entire article, here’s the important bit:

“On the first Bourne movie, I was in the best shape of my life, and we purposely never did a shot of me with my shirt off,” Damon says with a certain amount of pride. “There’s one scene where [Bourne’s lover] is pulling the shirt over my head, but what the camera sees are the two bullet holes in my back. It’s not gratuitous; there’s a point to it. I try to stay away from the beefcake shots.”

Jeremy Renner Shirtless

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Lee on June 4th, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Jeremy Renner’s nose has been broken multiple times and consequently looks alluringly phallic — THAT’s the je ne sais quoi that he has going on.
Mckey on June 4th, 2012 at 7:30 pm

I love the chocolate chip nipples.Lol!
JessicaBeil on June 4th, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Lucky Rachel Weisz….
mike on June 4th, 2012 at 9:14 pm

is he a gay?
Mallory on June 4th, 2012 at 9:59 pm

Jeremy Renner is incredibly sexy to me but I also can’t pinpoint it so yeah it’s that je ne sais quoi, sexy beast that he is. Rip my clothe…ahem, well….I like him.
Pill on June 5th, 2012 at 3:52 am

He is NOT gay
Tom on June 5th, 2012 at 9:33 am

He is so incredibly hot without being pretty. A manly man to be sure.
KarmaLysing on June 5th, 2012 at 10:04 am

It’s the self-confidence, the “adult male” looks, the bedroom eyes, the sly self-confidence, the impish smile, and the approximate shit-ton of charisma. (That’s a technical measurement, btw).
The Gentleman Adventurer on June 5th, 2012 at 5:06 pm

In “The Avengers,” I kept hoping for a Hawkeye/Thor/Tony Stark shower scene, and was most disappointed at its absence.
Eric on June 5th, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Normally guys like him don’t really do anything for me. He doesn’t have any chest hair, his nipples are kind of small, and he doesn’t seem to have much pit hair… But he is just so beyond sexy! I don’t know what it is about him that I like so much!!!
todd r on June 9th, 2012 at 11:42 am

I like his pits.
Matt Damon Shirtless in The Talented Mr. Ripley - Squarehippies.com on June 9th, 2012 at 12:00 pm

[...] Matt Damon won’t do ‘beefcake shots‘ anymore (by anymore he really meant at the time – one hopes), it’s only natural [...]
kyle on June 10th, 2012 at 7:23 am

he is so freaking sexy
texasartsy1 on July 7th, 2012 at 10:28 am

Renner does have chest hair naturally, though: http://www.justjared.com/2010/09/17/jeremy-renner-sean-penn-called-me-dude/
Andree on July 22nd, 2012 at 5:39 am

Yum yum yum and more yum. ha ha ha. Someone has been exercising. ☺ I like. ☺
Dot on July 23rd, 2012 at 3:25 pm

1. It’s his eyes!! 2. His arms 3. His swagger 4.his confidence and 5. Presence and energy he puts into his characters!! He may not be the typical brad Pitt/Matt Damon/CHRIS Evans or whatever but I rather watch him. I went to see the avengers for Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth but Jeremy Renner just took over. So I hope he keeps doing what he does and if any of you have not seen Hurt Locker!! You need to see that I mean OMFG!!! He is so good and so hot in that!!
Andree on July 26th, 2012 at 9:17 am

Dot, I agree with you. There is something unique about Jeremy. Ok I love his chest. Is that so wrong. ☺
Andree on August 15th, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Are you kidding me. His chest is gorgeous. Nice and smooth and kissable. yum. ☺