This Totally Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With Magic Mike

By Square on June 18, 2012 in Actors

Yes, I’m being sarcastic here but not once I condemn this act of sluttiness. The whoriest manwhore in Hollywood and his firm, shapely man pecs are out and about on Miami beach (via Socialite Life) doing the mandatory coming-out-from-the-sea-in-slow-mo ‘paparazzi’ shoot, perhaps to compensate his lack of skin in last week’s “True Blood” season premiere? I expect nothing less from Joe Manganiello. Nothing less. His face is conveying “I’m going to make you pregnant. Again.” What a pro. Mark Wright has a lot to learn.

Joe Manganiello Shirtless on Miami South Beach

p.s: Also, my forever indecisive brain has decided to make the feature image bigger simply because it can pack more hotness in pixels per inch. Let me know what you think.

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Mark on June 18th, 2012 at 7:31 am

He must have done something with his nipples because they look a little bit bigger than usual!!Yeah I know he is the whoriest whore these days but let’s enjoy him before his time is up!By that time we won’t feel turn on like we do right now.Just look at Matthew Mcconaughey,I don’t know about you guys but I don’t feel him anymore!
Bill Hinkle on June 18th, 2012 at 3:12 pm

W o n d e r f u l l y shaped pecs–delicious!
GMaster on June 18th, 2012 at 4:15 pm

I love him but I think it’s funny that these are basically the exact same picture from 10 different angles. It looks more staged than a photo shoot. Not that I’m complaining.
David Hollingsworth on June 18th, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Thanks for these!! He is probably my newest obsession. He has one of the best bodies out there.
szoszo on June 18th, 2012 at 4:23 pm

how can you wake up to that every single morning? id probably be already dead by constant arousal cramping or idek.
Bro on June 18th, 2012 at 5:48 pm

lol@szoszo

he is just amazing
JAF on June 19th, 2012 at 8:49 am

Can these obnoxious knee-length baggy “shorts” please be outlawed on guys who look like this? It completely ruins the effect!
Rob-Bear on June 19th, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Look at the bulge in that 3rd pic! It’s like there’s a not-so-small animal in there!!!!

God I bet he’s filthy in bed… just look at those eyes, you know he’ll have you doing stuff you’d never do in a million years! lol
Tim on July 3rd, 2012 at 4:32 pm

wow, i litterally drooled over my computer… such perfection