This Totally Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With Magic Mike

Yes, I’m being sarcastic here but not once I condemn this act of sluttiness. The whoriest manwhore in Hollywood and his firm, shapely man pecs are out and about on Miami beach (via Socialite Life) doing the mandatory coming-out-from-the-sea-in-slow-mo ‘paparazzi’ shoot, perhaps to compensate his lack of skin in last week’s “True Blood” season premiere? I expect nothing less from Joe Manganiello. Nothing less. His face is conveying “I’m going to make you pregnant. Again.” What a pro. Mark Wright has a lot to learn.

p.s: Also, my forever indecisive brain has decided to make the feature image bigger simply because it can pack more hotness in pixels per inch. Let me know what you think.

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