Well Hello There, Alan Shearer

You know what, screw everything else I’ve posted this week so far. Alan Shearer’s body is the one I want and need. Badly. It’s ridiculous how long it has taken me to recognize this furry star of my dreams tonight and many nights after – but it’s always better late than never. Here’s the retired England footballer enjoying the sun in Barbados, the first shots were obviously taken earlier – probably couple years back. Either way, I’m going to climb that like a tree and set up permanent residence there.

Back to Top