To Saint Cohen We Pray
Since we are nothing but a bunch of sinners, let us repent by getting down on our knees (don’t forget the pads, you’d want to make this last) and worship the man who is willing to be half naked for our vices, Saint Ben Cohen. Even when he’s all battered and badly bruised, Ben still manages to smile and give us the impression that we might get some of his stray bear fur when these man panties by Bluebuck arrived in the mailbox. Things he’d do for us worshippers! Please note that free Kleenex will be available for a small donation afterwards.
This post is for Cameron!