Catching Up with The Olympics
Like Tom Daley’s barely there speedos, I’m trying to keep it short and sweet today. Here’s the actual promotional poster for London Olympics 2012 in different versions. Well, not really but don’t pretend you’re watching the diving event for the actual dives. One day when you’re sitting on your old saggy ass in a wheelchair (or airchair if your pension can afford it) watching reruns of “True Blood” on Yesterday channel and someone mentioned the London Olympics, you will immediately think of these shots. They have been unknowingly tattooed at the back of your brain. Tom Daley might came fourth in real life, but he’ll always be number one in the crotchlympics of your wet dreams.