Midweek Worship

By Square on August 15, 2012 in Athletes

Tim Tebow doesn’t do much to me (shocking, isn’t it) but I know he does A FUCKING LOT to other people so here’s the New York Jets quarterback in the latest issue of American GQ showing a lot of pits and doing the “worship me bitches” pose. Naturally, the cover has no shirtlessness to cater to its 5% straight men demographics, of course.

Tim Tebow Shirtless in GQ Magazine

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Autechre on August 15th, 2012 at 7:57 am

Douchey closet case.
Studhunter on August 15th, 2012 at 7:59 am

Not that I would kick him out of bed. But this Christlike Pose that seems to be making a Stir makes me sick! Get off the Cross Tebow, Somebody needs the Wood!
David on August 15th, 2012 at 8:58 am

You have to admit though that he has GREAT PITS!!!
WannaBuyaDuck on August 15th, 2012 at 9:22 am

He has a deer-in-the-headlights stare, and then he’s being crucified. Such imagery.
Paul on August 15th, 2012 at 9:48 am

Oh, is that supposed to be Christlike? Looks more ballerina-like to me. I find him attractive and it’s clear he has built a great body. Maybe one day he’ll be famous again.
Nick on August 15th, 2012 at 9:48 am

You can’t look at these pictures and tell me this man isn’t gay, and I have to agree with Square he just doesn’t do anything for me.
Badwolf on August 15th, 2012 at 11:55 am

He’s a good looking guy, with a decent body, but the last pic makes him look kind of empty… Makes you wonder what’s going on inside other than christianity and football…
Boris on August 15th, 2012 at 12:09 pm

EEEEEeeeeeeeWWWWwwwwwHHHHHHhhhhh!
Matt on August 15th, 2012 at 1:26 pm

He is so my type!I just wanna lick him!Yeah I know he’s a good christian but I also have the feeling that he can go both ways.Still in the closet of course and probably would never come out but my gaydar is pretty high on this one!
Eric on August 15th, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Not really my type, but you can’t deny that he has some amazing pits! Love them!
Todd Anderson on August 15th, 2012 at 3:48 pm

What would you do if Tim Tebow came to visit you.

I would cook for him and tell him to go to bed
Mark on August 15th, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Dime store nips. Yuck.
KerryB on August 15th, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Fat, ugly & stupid. A HUGE douchebag!
cutler on August 15th, 2012 at 8:53 pm

he is so hot, just too bad he has to open that mouth. guess that’s what ball gags were made for
Mallory on August 16th, 2012 at 12:20 am

Hes alright looking but I believe hes in love with himself. And just because the photographer suggests you pose like that Tebow, shouldn’t your conscience have told you not to?
Todd R on August 16th, 2012 at 10:19 am

I think he’s hot. Great bod and excellent pits.
Rick G on August 16th, 2012 at 3:24 pm

His self righteousness is a turn off. No appeal at all…
Blue on August 17th, 2012 at 4:02 pm

wow! his pits are really hairy! now I’m really liking him!!!!!!
david on December 24th, 2012 at 9:39 pm

yummy