Wake-up Call

By Square on August 14, 2012 in Athletes

Although the only type of sports I’d consider is the couch-a-thon, my ass is still a little hungover from watching too much Olympics. I’m sure some of you felt the same way too, so let’s hope this image of the most amazing human being of all time or something like that, Michael Phelps soaking his retired (but still firm) ass in a tub for Louis Vuitton will help in any way. I’m pretty sure we’ll see the likes of Tom Daley (duh), Greg Rutherford, Ryan Lochte etcetera etcetera getting that endorsement money very soon.

Michael Phelps Shirtless for Louis Vuitton

Michael Phelps for Louis Vuitton

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10 Responses to “Wake-up Call”
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Bob E on August 14th, 2012 at 5:05 am

Phelps looks utterly ridiculous wearing his underwear in that tub.
Why does he always sneer at the camera? The only thing to complete
the picture would be a huge joint between his fingers.
Tom on August 14th, 2012 at 8:07 am

I think he’s such a turnoff, especially when he smiles. Now that he’s a gazillionaire, maybe he can afford orthodontia.
Ouch! on August 14th, 2012 at 8:26 am

I find him absolutely disgusting, and I hate junkies, so…
And I highly doubt that he’s a gazillionaire, he’s just an athlete…
ubeenrocked on August 14th, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Obviously you both have poor taste, Michael Phelps is a hottie, his tall slender frame and the imagination of him packing a big Wang, it’s not all about what someone looks like, it’s about how well they are going to treat you and with him being the fastest in the world of swimming I bet his would be awesome in bed! just saying no hard feelings here or is there hehe!
Tom on August 14th, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Poor taste? OK. You think he’s hot, I think he’s ugly. There ya go. One man’s treasure is another man’s junk.
Tom on August 14th, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Dear Ouch. Just an athlete? With how many endorsements. Many pro athletes are quite wealthy
Laura on August 15th, 2012 at 8:43 am

May I suggest, Filippo Magnini? Italian swimmer… after all those Olimpics… *_*
Bob on August 15th, 2012 at 9:12 am

Wow, lots of hate, huh? OK he doesn’t have a movie star smile. Tall, lanky, fit, and great chest and shoulders! When he does smile he shows warmth and the fact that his teeth aren’t perfect shows he’s not that into himself….anybody out there too into themselves?
Mark on August 15th, 2012 at 5:19 pm

I’m not a hater, but i just find that someone with a learning disorder and a speech impediment doesn’t do too much for me. The non-interest of many here just gives all the rest of you a better chance. However, I’m very glad that he can now use weed whenever he wants without having to be all sorry and penitent and fake about it.
Phil on August 30th, 2012 at 1:07 am

I’m not sure he(Phelps)has all that big a dick-but dayum if I wouldn’t finding out…